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Candylanger
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Just a Swedish guy doing internet things when he has the energy for it.
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Sometimes, I worry that I've played too much video-games in my life when I start thinking "Man, the framerate is a bit bad" in real life.
Random thought: If you want people to continue paying at least 70 USD for your games, we get to demand they ACTUALLY WORK AT THE DAY OF RELEASE, AND NO PATCHES NEEDED FOR THE FIRST WEEK AT LEAST!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Finally got this in the mail today! (Title= Metroid Prime 1-3: A Visual Retrospective: The Official Art and Making of Metroid Prime 1-3)
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Man, that comment of the "If you’re a real fan, you’ll find a way to make it happen." about Borderlands 4 has the same energy as the Blizzard comment of "Do you guys not have phones?".
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Youknow, I just don't understand the hype about GTA.
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
April 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Spring has started its arrival, and with it, my suffering begins anew.
March 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I have finally, FINALLY replaced my SSD in my desktop from a 128GB to a 2TB one!

MORE SPACE!! YEAAAAAAH!!
March 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Man, why did my boss decide to hold a group meeting on a FRIDAY?! Not only that, but since the evening shift is coming in ~30 minutes earlier so we can have the meeting, we end up having to STAY at least 30 minutes longer so THEY can have their meeting. Man, it sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You know you're an adult when you get excited with buying a new bed with new pillows, cover etc.

You also get excited by getting new socks or underwear.
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Guess who's going to a AC/DC concert this summer?

Me!
February 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
..... Man, how did I NOT notice the release of Rift of the Necrodancer today?!
February 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So, apparently there has been people who complain about the second boss of Nine Sols being too hard which made them not continue playing it. My response?

Skill issue.
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Got my paycheck today. First thought? "Sweet, time to buy more books!"

.... I do not have a problem. Shut up. Shush.
January 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's PROBABLY bad that when I saw a picture of me and my sisters as toddlers today, my first thought was "Man, I bet I was actually happy back then".
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know the thing where you just started playing a game, make some progress, dies only to end up where you started the session, in which you go ".... Welp, that's enough for today." and close the game?

Yeah, that sucks.
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy New Year from Sweden!
December 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
December 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Hey, Merry Christmas! Go do crime or something, I dunno how some of you celebrate it!
December 24, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Sometimes, I worry that I've played too much video-games in my life when I start thinking "Man, the framerate is a bit bad" in real life.
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 AM
..... I did not need to know that Metroid Prime 2: Echoes came out 20 years ago. Ouch, my bones.
November 17, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Man, what is it with people and asking me what I'm reading as I'm reading the book. Like, why would you assume I would stop reading to talk to you? At least wait until I've STOPPED READING before you ask so you don't annoy me!
February 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Right, this thing exist. Hey, first post here, just to say.

HEE-HO!
February 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM