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blake
@candlej4ck.bsky.social
he/him | movie & music nerd | adhd weirdo | aspiring 🤖

just trying to survive this h̶̫̲͇́ͅe̸̼̮͗l̷̲̜͓̬̀̒̅̇l̸͓̲̂͜͜s̴̲͕̉͝c̵̢̙̊a̷̛̱͕̘͐͛̚p̴̝͕͐͑ě̷̡͎̚͝

discord: same nick
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater defined my youth and the music in the games helped shape me into the adult I am today. Goldfinger - Superman got me into Ska and helped me fall in love with jazz. RATM - Guerilla Radio made me question authority and become an anti-capitalist. etc etc etc. What are your favs?
July 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Starting to get spammed with ads from some company called "Keepler" which appears to be a “REVIEW HOW OUR DATE WAS” as a service with a bunch of AI attached and just shoot me into the fucking sun.
April 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In terms of points (which again are sorta bullshit since they don't take inflation into account), Biden is in #8, #11-#14, and #17-#18.

The rest are Trump which is again, very bad, but also literally all of the top 20 point drops are between Trump round 1 and Biden. Inflation yo.
April 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@swiftonsecurity.com I have a good friend who streams, and they have a redeem where they wax themselves, which is normally just dumb, but tonight caused the creation of this masterpiece. I thought it might make you smile.

Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble (AHHHHH Remix)
March 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
December 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
lmao what.
August 7, 2024 at 11:20 AM
I'm imagining this scene as something akin to Persona 3 where you're just bringing about your ultimate poster powers.
June 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Alternately
December 23, 2023 at 3:17 AM
@djl.bsky.social since you asked for it.
December 23, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Mood.
December 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Reminders like
November 16, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Despite Siri fucking up the spelling…

How go the updates?
November 16, 2023 at 6:02 AM
👀
November 13, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Liz Truss, newly collared, decides to visit SF.
November 13, 2023 at 9:39 AM
Fuuuuck, like 30s late every time.
October 24, 2023 at 8:35 AM
tfw I realize I'm not blocked yet
October 20, 2023 at 10:34 AM
There was this really terrible game on the NES called Caveman Games that was just a bunch of mini-games as a caveman. I am a terrible person but one of the games is "matetoss" and this made me think of it 💀.
October 20, 2023 at 8:39 AM
Almost there!
October 17, 2023 at 9:26 AM
presented without additional commentary.
October 16, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Korn! You come here and finish your vegetables right this instant!
October 16, 2023 at 8:24 AM
👀
October 16, 2023 at 7:45 AM
lmao
October 16, 2023 at 5:54 AM
also @vingspann.bsky.social I know I'm stealing your joke but I just couldn't help it.

I just see that love bug and go bananas.
October 15, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Herbie knows a thing or two about "riding".
October 15, 2023 at 10:18 AM