As an awkward, non-pickle-eater, please just take the pickle and go.

As a non-pickle person, I fully support this. "Help! I forgot to say no pickles on my order!!"

Um, when can we bring other CEOs and billionaires in for "self-dealing" that costs everyone else? I vote the insurance companies go first!

It is a day late and many dollars short, but at least more Americans understand what tariffs are now and how they affect the economy.

I am getting archaeopteryx vibes! So cool!