I googled “the beaches band queer” because I listened to the first verse of their cover to “Ultimate” on the Freakier Friday soundtrack and needed to know.

This is what I got…

(Also yes, two members identify as queer!)

plz the earth needs to heal 🙏

the new trader joe’s passion fruit meringue tartlettes literally revived my will to live

One of my 5th grade boys was told by his teacher to write a 1st person narrative from the POV of a caterpillar (he missed learning about the life cycle of a butterfly in 2nd) and I cannot stop laughing. I did not help him. I have no notes, this is perfect

Duo can you NOT just chill, dude I’ll get around to it!

what if i just played this for 5 hours on repeat

cannot emphasize enough how much this is 100% Jenni

Just bought my engagement/wedding ring with my tax refund lol. Just imagine this but in white gold. 🤞

Chris really woke up yesterday and decided to choose violence

Old Navy is forever showing me super cute clothing for small children that I wish I could wear.

Make this in adult sizes you cowards!!!

I would love for my body to give me at least 7 hours of sleep.

Well, this was rude.

One thing I'll miss about Twitter...

I always forget that Barack Obama following me on Twitter could be my fun icebreaker fact.

AO3 rules. So close to private accounts, but I'll take it.