canard-o-phone.bsky.social
@canard-o-phone.bsky.social
Oh, I remember that guitar and thinking it was pretty hilarious. “Scalloped frets”. Georgia Street house still stands…somehow. Speaking of scalloped frets, a friend of mine took this photo of Yngwie when he played here. Incredible expression.
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yeah he does!
September 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI says “I’ll render that with vague versions of the celebrities you asked for.”
Prompt? Mariah Carey with her Peter Lorre backpack.
September 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made it to Friday. I’m all fucked up, but I made it.
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Weird spam text
August 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hepatitis.
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s only 100 degrees out.
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A friend sent me this today. Our ridiculous, fake “stage” names.
July 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Here he comes.
July 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes. All of these…
June 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social
I just opened up a box of tapes for the first time in many, many years.
June 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social
July 31, 1996-Bacon Ray recorded its practice on a 4-track. Very telling that a random attempt at Sharp Dressed Man yielded 3 versions?
May 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Much simpler times
May 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I fully expect an executive order outlawing this.
May 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The second Patrick McGoohan knew he was fucked in “Hell Drivers”.
April 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What happened to my luxurious locks? Schlitz caused bald patch. I’m convinced.
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Saw Sharp Pins open for The Hard Quartet in ATL over the weekend. Songs had major hooks. Show was great overall. Hard Quartet ruled.

youtu.be/liYmiNtai-E?...
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I tried to give AI something to think about.
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I saw this figure being advertised and said to myself, “No.”
February 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Cros: A Robot Tribute to David Crosby” won me second place in a costume contest a long, long time ago.
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Have you ever heard of Hawkeye Pierce’s pamphlet on “Insane Boning Techniques”?
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The only reason to use AI is for it to create an image of Danny DeVito showing of his lawnmower AND solo album.
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yes, master.
January 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM