As Miles Kington said, "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
We all know a number of really intelligent people who don't score well in the common sense category.

Puddle jumpers. Actually, we need to do that more often.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😧😫

As Canadians we will meet this threat and stand up for our country. The world and our allies are watching.

5/5: threatened our independence and our sovereignty. We do not take such threats lightly.
I love my American friends, but I despise your current leader for the ignorant way he is treating his neighbours while showing the world that the United States can no longer be a trusted ally under his watch.

4/5: As a matter of fact, they are actually rolling before devastation hits in order to speed up response times. Canadian water bombers and pilots have put in hundreds of hours helping to fight the fires in California.
The twatwaffle doesn't care. He has belittled our Prime Minister ..

3/5 and handlers that were involved in the effort to help them survive the ordeal.
When the US declared war, Canadian troops fought and died in that effort for our southern neighbour and friend.
Whenever a natural disaster happens in the US, our trucks and teams are there to help restore power.

2/5: Sept 11, 2001, Canadians opened our skies, our hearts, and our homes to thousands of Americans who could no longer fly home on that fateful day. Canadian dogs were the first on the scene in New York to find survivors. A Canadian company supplied free fire-resistant boots for all dogs ...

Ha ha. Me too!

Your plant-nurturing skills look to be on par with mine.