Sometimes I leave the epistemic bubble and it's like. Wow a lot of people are straight.

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can you make a Queen plushie? pretty please? In return I will offer you [super cool thing that convinces you]

sometimes I don't know if you should be so proud of that particular vice

Why do I keep not realizing cool people I know of are nonbinary. Like that's me too I should really have known this

Do not underestimate the lengths I will go for a bit that's very slightly funny. Doesn't need to be funny to other people, also. Making people experience mild confusion about my actions is one of life's greatest joys.

Hey is it weird actually that R is on the left side of the keyboard and L is on right side?

It's good to have the correct information, naturally, but when you learn the truth behind a common misconception early on, it's very frustrating to hear the untrue thing around you constantly.

Breathing sucks. Why can't we just photosynthesize

A wolf in sheep's clothing? You mean a woolf?

sometimes you need to give your blood vessels a little pep talk. but not too often. they could get vein

We need more synonyms for 'interesting'. I can only use the word so much in a paragraph before people get suspicious of my writing abilities, but nothing I can find in online thesauruses gives off the vibes I need.

Hell yeah for symbolism. Gotta be one of my favourite genders

If you ever see a twist and think something like 'that was incredibly obvious who do they think they're surprising with that' it's me I'm the one they're going for

All those quotes like "if you told me a year ago that this thing would happen, I wouldn't believe you" are kind of weird to me.

Dreams can be frustrating because the most ridiculous things can happen and I'll be like 'woah the only time this exact thing has happened was in a dream. Several dreams actually. Unlike now, which is definitely real life.' Noooo let me become lucid and fly around