Canada911
@canadian9999.bsky.social
Was the sender named Hegseth?
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was the sender named Hegseth?
Baby he was born to runnnnn…..to cancun
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Baby he was born to runnnnn…..to cancun
I will never understand how Americans accept this from
their president
their president
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I will never understand how Americans accept this from
their president
their president
All Ass Patel heard was “brown shooter” and every African American in the state got arrested
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All Ass Patel heard was “brown shooter” and every African American in the state got arrested
The turd reich is wayyyyyyy ahead of you
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The turd reich is wayyyyyyy ahead of you
So is this pre-scorched earth Susie
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So is this pre-scorched earth Susie
No worries, Ass Patel is on the case
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No worries, Ass Patel is on the case
Oh oh, we’ve entered third party reference now 🍊 💩
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh oh, we’ve entered third party reference now 🍊 💩
Ohhhhhh good one but the cankles aren’t big enough on the 🍊 piece of 💩
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ohhhhhh good one but the cankles aren’t big enough on the 🍊 piece of 💩
Mace: I’m actually trans you know
Greene: same here
Greene: same here
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mace: I’m actually trans you know
Greene: same here
Greene: same here
Can’t wait to see the video of the 2 crew members trying to flip the capsized tanker and tow it to Florida
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can’t wait to see the video of the 2 crew members trying to flip the capsized tanker and tow it to Florida
🎵 Deck the Heils 🎵
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🎵 Deck the Heils 🎵
If AI gets fired, do those numbers count towards the unemployment rate ?
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If AI gets fired, do those numbers count towards the unemployment rate ?
No rivers update??? 👀🚨🤷♂️
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No rivers update??? 👀🚨🤷♂️
So are they building a boobie cloning facility ?
Kinda joking but not really
Kinda joking but not really
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So are they building a boobie cloning facility ?
Kinda joking but not really
Kinda joking but not really
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You mean Mother Nature?
She was there 😬
She was there 😬
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You mean Mother Nature?
She was there 😬
She was there 😬
Lol, were the two individuals going to tow the fucking boat to the states?
Good Lord, these people
Good Lord, these people
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lol, were the two individuals going to tow the fucking boat to the states?
Good Lord, these people
Good Lord, these people
Fishing boats better head back to the wharf 😬
🛩️ 💣 🛶
🛩️ 💣 🛶
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fishing boats better head back to the wharf 😬
🛩️ 💣 🛶
🛩️ 💣 🛶
Or he knows he’s not running again and gives two Shits about the squids that voted to get him there in the first place
Sometimes it’s that obvious
Here to grift only
Sometimes it’s that obvious
Here to grift only
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Or he knows he’s not running again and gives two Shits about the squids that voted to get him there in the first place
Sometimes it’s that obvious
Here to grift only
Sometimes it’s that obvious
Here to grift only
That’s how you know the toothbrush was invented in a red state, anywhere’s else it would’ve been called a teethbrush
Here to help
Here to help
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That’s how you know the toothbrush was invented in a red state, anywhere’s else it would’ve been called a teethbrush
Here to help
Here to help
Trump introduces the “ autocrayon “
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump introduces the “ autocrayon “