anyway sorry to the coworker i stared at for like 5 seconds in silence before actually responding (I malfunctioned and it took me way too long to process the words that entered my ears)

I have a job now btw. Hi to any coworkers that may accidentally find my accounts anywhere????? but also don't tell me that you did because i have noooo idea what Embarrassing Things i have Said. *quickly privates my twitter account*

i never even talked about a bug's life on my very own bluesky account. i still could i guess but i think my hyperfixation is either on hiatus or has passed (crys)

I think i'm gonna post a lot more often because i need a place to spill my thoughts

Wtf though. my brain is so mean to me. Like. why can't i just like things without being inherently embarrassed. It's just funny bugs. I talk about my interests and my body is like oh ok so you want a Nervous response? You want anxiety??? OK bitch. Body temperature UP!!!!!!!!! SWEAT!!!!!! STINKY

I can do watever the Freak i want so i miiight start talking about a bug's life on my very own bluesky account but i'm just warning you.......... it might happen.....

thinking so hard about a bug's life forgive me if i start talking about a bug's life on my very own bluesky account

I love it when an mobile advertisement ends and then the X shows up and then I click on it and another screen pops up as if i needed a grey screen with the app title and icon to mock me for 15 additional seconds before i can click the X and then it opens the fucking app store instead

kept looking at a weird black arrow in my photoshop UI cuz it didnt look right and then after 3 hours of continuously looking back at it and thinking it looked weird i finally checked if it was a piece of something on my screen. Um turns out it wasnt a weird arrow after all

shao-

Show: Back at the Barnyard
Language: Arabic
Country: Egypt

What the Fuclkl why are they boiingoibdooinngBoinigboinogb

Movie: Wabuu
Language: English
Country: Netherlands
Version: Art Media

This is funny because it gives me imagery of some guy suddenly emerging from a singular green olive (of upmost importance as it is THE green olive)

I HAVE TO SEE HIM EVERY DAY LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SCOUNDREL

The whole reason i wanted to get bluesky was so that i could hatepost about this stupid orange thing. Hi guys glad to be here

I fucking hate this orange thing i hate him with every fiber of my being i want to throw him against the pavement but i don't think he can even die he would just laugh in my face and call me weak I hate this orange thing and his stupid fukkcing face stop laughing at me STOP looking at me like that