Campari Umbrella
@campari-umbrella.bsky.social
Wrist brace for pull tabs.
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Wrist brace for pull tabs.
I taught my wee son to say "aw man, it's the cops" whenever he sees a police car.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I taught my wee son to say "aw man, it's the cops" whenever he sees a police car.
I'm a Teamster and that's basically the whole thing. Management can't even talk to us directly. They are permitted to sigh occasionally, but that's it.
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I'm a Teamster and that's basically the whole thing. Management can't even talk to us directly. They are permitted to sigh occasionally, but that's it.
We have a labubu cyber truck here in Portland
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
We have a labubu cyber truck here in Portland
This wig ain't gonna cut it
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This wig ain't gonna cut it
Colby Toboggan needs a prime time sitcom.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Colby Toboggan needs a prime time sitcom.
Cashb outside, how about that
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cashb outside, how about that
If His Holiness slips into a k-hole, put on Fifth Element.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If His Holiness slips into a k-hole, put on Fifth Element.
Pretty sure you've been handling Safety & Compliance at the trucking company I work for for about 22 years.
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pretty sure you've been handling Safety & Compliance at the trucking company I work for for about 22 years.
Shopping for a massacre.
October 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shopping for a massacre.
The Abernathy Bike Bus navigating a landscape of burnt wreckage.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Abernathy Bike Bus navigating a landscape of burnt wreckage.
Fine Young Cannibals
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fine Young Cannibals
Safe choice:
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Safe choice:
I'll be hearing Hind Rajab's screaming for the rest of my life.
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'll be hearing Hind Rajab's screaming for the rest of my life.
I've been a fan of Nam Son forever. The chao tom is so good.
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I've been a fan of Nam Son forever. The chao tom is so good.
Dad should be wearing the same pants.
June 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dad should be wearing the same pants.
