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![Snackoon's Gordon ramsay / creature tweet ["gordon ramsay on kitchen nightmares: where are you getting this egg nog? staff: we milk it fresh from the creature every day gordon: fuck me...they milk it from the creature. this place is going under"] but with Paul subbed in for the creature](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dyp6rrflw7cqnfxknn4j4eeu/bafkreiax3kdtzao5irsizkryzv5cuooq6hyefyzrqqbxcjnlnupfq72ne4@jpeg)
"nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the bald and freaking-out charmander and myself as the smugly confident chameleon"
July 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the bald and freaking-out charmander and myself as the smugly confident chameleon"
Frying up every expired egg in the fridge so I can put them in the green bin without it getting slimy... forbidden shakshuka
June 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Frying up every expired egg in the fridge so I can put them in the green bin without it getting slimy... forbidden shakshuka
Diane it's 11:30am and I'm entering Twinks
June 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Diane it's 11:30am and I'm entering Twinks
Yesterday I officially celebrated 5 years with the beautiful angel @winemomculture.bsky.social and the server humoured us enough to take pics of us by the harbour at sunset
June 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yesterday I officially celebrated 5 years with the beautiful angel @winemomculture.bsky.social and the server humoured us enough to take pics of us by the harbour at sunset
EMMA: "She's very beautiful... but her vampire husband is very ugly.."
June 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
EMMA: "She's very beautiful... but her vampire husband is very ugly.."
Gandaaaalf where have you been???
I'm a pink pony hobbit
And I prance at the inn
I'm a pink pony hobbit
And I prance at the inn
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Gandaaaalf where have you been???
I'm a pink pony hobbit
And I prance at the inn
I'm a pink pony hobbit
And I prance at the inn
🎵 I'm having wicked dreams, the ring is calling me
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee
June 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
🎵 I'm having wicked dreams, the ring is calling me
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee
The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree
But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves
Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee
congrats again to Canada for avoiding conservative government by voting in a government that... proudly announces austerity on day 1
May 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
congrats again to Canada for avoiding conservative government by voting in a government that... proudly announces austerity on day 1
Friendly stranger: Aww what's your doggie's name?
This person:
This person:
May 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Friendly stranger: Aww what's your doggie's name?
This person:
This person:
some weak silver lining here is that I do think Donal Finn has star potential & so we might see him take that leap if he's a free agent now
Otoh with the rest of the cast their strengths are mostly pretty specific to their characters (esp Robbins & Stradowski) so we're still losing out on that
Otoh with the rest of the cast their strengths are mostly pretty specific to their characters (esp Robbins & Stradowski) so we're still losing out on that
May 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
some weak silver lining here is that I do think Donal Finn has star potential & so we might see him take that leap if he's a free agent now
Otoh with the rest of the cast their strengths are mostly pretty specific to their characters (esp Robbins & Stradowski) so we're still losing out on that
Otoh with the rest of the cast their strengths are mostly pretty specific to their characters (esp Robbins & Stradowski) so we're still losing out on that
yeah no shit, it's in the paper towel dispenser
April 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
yeah no shit, it's in the paper towel dispenser
eating supermarket sushi on the don valley parkway,
sauces splatter in the car lanes like frogger in the ar cade
#IntentionalBronson
sauces splatter in the car lanes like frogger in the ar cade
#IntentionalBronson
April 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
eating supermarket sushi on the don valley parkway,
sauces splatter in the car lanes like frogger in the ar cade
#IntentionalBronson
sauces splatter in the car lanes like frogger in the ar cade
#IntentionalBronson
the couple that takes couple photos together..
April 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the couple that takes couple photos together..
Still one of the funniest shots in any TV show, to me
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Still one of the funniest shots in any TV show, to me
