Cammy
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I'm Cameron McInnes. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor.
Say what you like about Crash Bandicoot but he doesn't fucking remind me how long it's been since I span a crab to death
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Say what you like about Crash Bandicoot but he doesn't fucking remind me how long it's been since I span a crab to death
Took my dad to see Naked Gun and hearing him wheezing with laughter is a peak "that's why we go to the movies" moment
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Took my dad to see Naked Gun and hearing him wheezing with laughter is a peak "that's why we go to the movies" moment
Overcame that shoe like it was nothin' and kept on god damn going
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Overcame that shoe like it was nothin' and kept on god damn going
"Putting a guy in a stolen bed and throwing it into the harbour" is some real Paulie and Chrissy B-Plot on the Sopranos energy.
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Putting a guy in a stolen bed and throwing it into the harbour" is some real Paulie and Chrissy B-Plot on the Sopranos energy.
Can fully imagine the voice in a trailer saying in the gravest tone: "Carey Mulligan is exceptional in The Education of a Sparrow. An explosion of a performance raves The Observer."
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can fully imagine the voice in a trailer saying in the gravest tone: "Carey Mulligan is exceptional in The Education of a Sparrow. An explosion of a performance raves The Observer."
Michael Caine didn't act his little heart out in front of those delightful Muppets only for this to happen
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Michael Caine didn't act his little heart out in front of those delightful Muppets only for this to happen
Another hard year for us in the Baptise Brigade but I feel like '26 is shaping up to be "ze yeer of zha worm, eh mon amie?"
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Another hard year for us in the Baptise Brigade but I feel like '26 is shaping up to be "ze yeer of zha worm, eh mon amie?"
At this point I would prefer if they had the killer be a monkey life the fake one from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
At this point I would prefer if they had the killer be a monkey life the fake one from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Coogler hearing about Marvel fucking up Blade and deciding to really twist the knife in by making an all timer vampire movie is such a kick ass move
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Coogler hearing about Marvel fucking up Blade and deciding to really twist the knife in by making an all timer vampire movie is such a kick ass move
This feels like the other side of the coin to this
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This feels like the other side of the coin to this
Reading this in the cadence of Owen Wilson in Royal Tenenbaums
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reading this in the cadence of Owen Wilson in Royal Tenenbaums
There are goatses everywhere for those with the holes to spread
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There are goatses everywhere for those with the holes to spread
I remember they replaced the voice on Scotrail trains with a way worse AI one and every ticket conductor I made casual conversation with absolutely despised it.
September 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I remember they replaced the voice on Scotrail trains with a way worse AI one and every ticket conductor I made casual conversation with absolutely despised it.
Don't like that those two get to be cartoons when no-one else did. This isn't Toontown boys, get real or get lost.
August 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't like that those two get to be cartoons when no-one else did. This isn't Toontown boys, get real or get lost.
Reports coming in that Cuomo was caught under a falling piano and that when he emerged his teeth were replaced by the keys, at least that's what we're hearing
August 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reports coming in that Cuomo was caught under a falling piano and that when he emerged his teeth were replaced by the keys, at least that's what we're hearing
Can't wait to see him rock up to Oscars in a purple velvet tracksuit
August 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can't wait to see him rock up to Oscars in a purple velvet tracksuit
Reacting to one of Simba's most horrific memories like this
June 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reacting to one of Simba's most horrific memories like this
Ah Citizen Kane, often called the Dark Souls of movies
May 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ah Citizen Kane, often called the Dark Souls of movies
This has the same energy as "Mr Police I gave you all the clues"
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This has the same energy as "Mr Police I gave you all the clues"
Decades of artistic and technical theory crumbling in the face of "yeah but look how cool this looks"
May 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Decades of artistic and technical theory crumbling in the face of "yeah but look how cool this looks"
Clown academia afraid of the powerful waves you're making
May 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Clown academia afraid of the powerful waves you're making
"This is the bolognese that will leave you and your loved ones" goddamn it takes hours to cook and leaves me emotionally broken? This better be a rockin' sauce to be worth all this
May 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"This is the bolognese that will leave you and your loved ones" goddamn it takes hours to cook and leaves me emotionally broken? This better be a rockin' sauce to be worth all this
