I know some of you killjoys will scold me for taking schadenfreude in a leaked sex tape, but you have to understand this one thing about me: I like it when bad things happen to fascists, and those that choose to blow fascists.

Sir, have you considered that 99% Hitler will champion the people by pretending to care about important issues, whereas 100% Hitler will refuse to uphold the long-held presidential tradition of lying about helping the people?

It's hard to argue with this assessment

I unironically love that scene tho

Octavia Butler's Parable Of The Sower is hauntingly beautiful AND eerily prescient.

All posts on other sites are simply shadows cast by the true posts on the true website, but the posters on those sites, who have nothing but shadows to entertain them, think they are the real posts. I have invented this allegory and call it the Poster's Allegory of the Guccci Handbag