Camilla Monk
@camillamonk.com
This is, indeed Canada with baguettes. Author of the Spotless series & The Count. I enjoy cynicism, atheism, the tears of my child, and baking. 🍁🥖🦖
If you think gun control a problem in the US, wait until you come to Canada...
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you think gun control a problem in the US, wait until you come to Canada...
It's so on brand that the dinner celebrating Trump's $148 million clown coin scam looked like a TV meal.
May 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's so on brand that the dinner celebrating Trump's $148 million clown coin scam looked like a TV meal.
A chocolate egg with a filling made of pistacchio paste and pan fried, crispy kataifi (angel hair). Unmolding the shells was a nightmare! 🥲 They don't look great, but they're delicious!
April 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A chocolate egg with a filling made of pistacchio paste and pan fried, crispy kataifi (angel hair). Unmolding the shells was a nightmare! 🥲 They don't look great, but they're delicious!
Attempting Dubai chocolate Easter eggs to gift to The Child's daycare teacher and friends.
April 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Attempting Dubai chocolate Easter eggs to gift to The Child's daycare teacher and friends.
Reconstructing and reimagining a tiny chunk of Marseille's harbor in Sketchup for THE COUNT. #iamwriting
I may be preaching in the desert, but I'll never stop encouraging fiction writers to use 3D, especially where action scenes are concerned. :)
I may be preaching in the desert, but I'll never stop encouraging fiction writers to use 3D, especially where action scenes are concerned. :)
April 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reconstructing and reimagining a tiny chunk of Marseille's harbor in Sketchup for THE COUNT. #iamwriting
I may be preaching in the desert, but I'll never stop encouraging fiction writers to use 3D, especially where action scenes are concerned. :)
I may be preaching in the desert, but I'll never stop encouraging fiction writers to use 3D, especially where action scenes are concerned. :)
You're almost there, Donald! A little more effort, and you will have evaporated 20% of the US stock market since taking office... 3 months ago. Win, win, win!
April 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You're almost there, Donald! A little more effort, and you will have evaporated 20% of the US stock market since taking office... 3 months ago. Win, win, win!
And, still regarding the NASDAQ debacle, it may comfort Trump voters that while their 401Ks are going down the drain, he and his cronies likely shorted those stocks before announcing tariffs and are getting richer by the second.
April 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
And, still regarding the NASDAQ debacle, it may comfort Trump voters that while their 401Ks are going down the drain, he and his cronies likely shorted those stocks before announcing tariffs and are getting richer by the second.
1 year of NASDAQ with the agent orange.
Feb 20, the day the collapse begins, was when he turned on Zelensky and claimed Ukraine had started the war, in a show of subservience to Putin. That same day he also repeated Canada would soon be the 51st state, and that tariffs would bring "lots of money."
Feb 20, the day the collapse begins, was when he turned on Zelensky and claimed Ukraine had started the war, in a show of subservience to Putin. That same day he also repeated Canada would soon be the 51st state, and that tariffs would bring "lots of money."
April 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
1 year of NASDAQ with the agent orange.
Feb 20, the day the collapse begins, was when he turned on Zelensky and claimed Ukraine had started the war, in a show of subservience to Putin. That same day he also repeated Canada would soon be the 51st state, and that tariffs would bring "lots of money."
Feb 20, the day the collapse begins, was when he turned on Zelensky and claimed Ukraine had started the war, in a show of subservience to Putin. That same day he also repeated Canada would soon be the 51st state, and that tariffs would bring "lots of money."
THE PLOT AGAINST THE KING, by Kash Patel, is a prime example of possibly relying on bot farms to manipulate Amazon ratings: look at the massive difference in rating (4.7 vs 2.6) and the number of reviews between Amazon and Goodreads. You will rarely see such a massive discrepancy...
April 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
THE PLOT AGAINST THE KING, by Kash Patel, is a prime example of possibly relying on bot farms to manipulate Amazon ratings: look at the massive difference in rating (4.7 vs 2.6) and the number of reviews between Amazon and Goodreads. You will rarely see such a massive discrepancy...
This. Never mind that he keeps backtracking on almost every decision he announces; he's destroyed the brand either until he leaves or permanently if he doesn't.
March 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This. Never mind that he keeps backtracking on almost every decision he announces; he's destroyed the brand either until he leaves or permanently if he doesn't.
I never knew I needed a salary man eraser. #takemymoney
March 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I never knew I needed a salary man eraser. #takemymoney
Shower thoughts: the German-Soviet pact of 1939 that ushered in WWII lasted all of two years before USSR was invaded by Germany, too...
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Shower thoughts: the German-Soviet pact of 1939 that ushered in WWII lasted all of two years before USSR was invaded by Germany, too...
Throwback to that time when a friend gave us some of his cat's hair for our naked rat, and this happened.
March 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Throwback to that time when a friend gave us some of his cat's hair for our naked rat, and this happened.
Every time someone shares a pic of Luigi Mangione. The Internet:
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Every time someone shares a pic of Luigi Mangione. The Internet:
One of the few joys I have left is beating a Scrabble droid in super hard mode.
February 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
One of the few joys I have left is beating a Scrabble droid in super hard mode.
This sound caption, seen on Fox News' reporting of Trump's CPAP speech. They're basically North-Korean TV at this point.
February 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This sound caption, seen on Fox News' reporting of Trump's CPAP speech. They're basically North-Korean TV at this point.
This interview quote by "Philosopher" Curtis Yarvin is why reading and education matter.
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
February 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This interview quote by "Philosopher" Curtis Yarvin is why reading and education matter.
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
#showerthoughts
"I'm a Porsche with no breaks" is not the flex you think it is.
"I'm a Porsche with no breaks" is not the flex you think it is.
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#showerthoughts
"I'm a Porsche with no breaks" is not the flex you think it is.
"I'm a Porsche with no breaks" is not the flex you think it is.
They're backing off (or pretending to.) Journalism is alive, and it works.
#Trump #AgentOrange #Musk #Tesla
#Trump #AgentOrange #Musk #Tesla
February 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
They're backing off (or pretending to.) Journalism is alive, and it works.
#Trump #AgentOrange #Musk #Tesla
#Trump #AgentOrange #Musk #Tesla