Cam Garber
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I actually have the reverse cilantro-soap gene that makes me believe soap is delicious
December 12, 2023 at 9:57 PM
I actually have the reverse cilantro-soap gene that makes me believe soap is delicious
I’ve stopped saying “I’ve had a dream” and now I say “I’ve had a vision” to make my nonsense sound more important
December 12, 2023 at 9:47 PM
I’ve stopped saying “I’ve had a dream” and now I say “I’ve had a vision” to make my nonsense sound more important
They don’t make guys named Roald anymore
December 5, 2023 at 2:03 AM
They don’t make guys named Roald anymore
Lava is simply too viscous. Someone needs to shut that shit down
November 23, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Lava is simply too viscous. Someone needs to shut that shit down
Not enough people are referring to Taylor Swift as “T-Swizzle” and I think we all need to take responsible for our lack of action here
November 23, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Not enough people are referring to Taylor Swift as “T-Swizzle” and I think we all need to take responsible for our lack of action here
Frankly, my main goal when talking to someone from a dating app is to get them to watch Twin Peaks. Dating me comes second
November 22, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Frankly, my main goal when talking to someone from a dating app is to get them to watch Twin Peaks. Dating me comes second
I think Hollywood studios should cast Doug Walker to be in every movie. Not even to play a character in the script, it should just be The Nostalgia Critic appearing in the background of various movies. I think he needs the work.
November 16, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I think Hollywood studios should cast Doug Walker to be in every movie. Not even to play a character in the script, it should just be The Nostalgia Critic appearing in the background of various movies. I think he needs the work.
I dislike the phrases “sending prayers” or “sending good vibes” cuz they’re too spiritual and/or religious for the secular world I want to build. I like the sentiment, however, so I move that we instead say “sending our energy” so it conjures up the image of everyone contributing to a Spirit Bomb
November 6, 2023 at 11:04 PM
I dislike the phrases “sending prayers” or “sending good vibes” cuz they’re too spiritual and/or religious for the secular world I want to build. I like the sentiment, however, so I move that we instead say “sending our energy” so it conjures up the image of everyone contributing to a Spirit Bomb
You often see toilet paper branded by their softness or strength, but I feel the market is sorely lacking in toilet paper minmaxed towards other stats like stealth or mana
October 31, 2023 at 12:25 PM
You often see toilet paper branded by their softness or strength, but I feel the market is sorely lacking in toilet paper minmaxed towards other stats like stealth or mana
This is Katana! She’s got my back. She could cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims
October 24, 2023 at 2:35 AM
This is Katana! She’s got my back. She could cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims
The Pacific Northwest as a geographic region basically gets no love or recognition unless someone is discussing Bigfoot or DB Cooper
October 21, 2023 at 6:46 PM
The Pacific Northwest as a geographic region basically gets no love or recognition unless someone is discussing Bigfoot or DB Cooper
Plenty of people talking about nooks but no one seems interested in discussing crannies
October 18, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Plenty of people talking about nooks but no one seems interested in discussing crannies
Roku City isn’t very walkable but large swaths of it are rent controlled so it’s actually not that bad if you have a car and a reliable parking space
October 7, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Roku City isn’t very walkable but large swaths of it are rent controlled so it’s actually not that bad if you have a car and a reliable parking space
Some linguistic pairings only sound good in one direction. “Mom and dad” sounds fine but “dad and mom” is terrible.
Other pairings work alright either way. “Dogs and cats” is uncommon but works almost as well as “cats and dogs”
Other pairings work alright either way. “Dogs and cats” is uncommon but works almost as well as “cats and dogs”
October 6, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Some linguistic pairings only sound good in one direction. “Mom and dad” sounds fine but “dad and mom” is terrible.
Other pairings work alright either way. “Dogs and cats” is uncommon but works almost as well as “cats and dogs”
Other pairings work alright either way. “Dogs and cats” is uncommon but works almost as well as “cats and dogs”
Wayward teen spots the sole other passenger on the midnight train: a blind, disheveled old man eating uncooked pasta out of the box. Without a warning, the blind man twists his neck toward the kid and mutters “they call the orgasm the little death” and returns to eating his uncooked pasta
October 4, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Wayward teen spots the sole other passenger on the midnight train: a blind, disheveled old man eating uncooked pasta out of the box. Without a warning, the blind man twists his neck toward the kid and mutters “they call the orgasm the little death” and returns to eating his uncooked pasta
Don’t know much about this “Arnold Palmer” guy he he sure makes a damn good Arnold Palmer
September 25, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Don’t know much about this “Arnold Palmer” guy he he sure makes a damn good Arnold Palmer
I don’t think I could ever work for Arquebus but I could fit in pretty well at Balam. If I was one of the Redguns I could just chill with Iguazu and maybe I’d help him relax a little
September 25, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I don’t think I could ever work for Arquebus but I could fit in pretty well at Balam. If I was one of the Redguns I could just chill with Iguazu and maybe I’d help him relax a little
LMAO When it floats down 😂😂😂
September 25, 2023 at 6:12 PM
LMAO When it floats down 😂😂😂
It was hot — the kind of heat that makes you long for the weather to cool down
September 25, 2023 at 6:12 PM
It was hot — the kind of heat that makes you long for the weather to cool down
“Tomorrow never knows” idk maybe tomorrow does know, who’s to say
September 25, 2023 at 6:08 PM
“Tomorrow never knows” idk maybe tomorrow does know, who’s to say
Alien essentially being a slasher film in structure makes for funny parallel comparisons with other slasher franchises. Like what if Halloween 2 was about the US Army trying to kill Michael Myers and instead getting overrun by a swarm of him
September 22, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Alien essentially being a slasher film in structure makes for funny parallel comparisons with other slasher franchises. Like what if Halloween 2 was about the US Army trying to kill Michael Myers and instead getting overrun by a swarm of him
There’s nothing like saying “hyup” whenever I perform feats of great physical strength like sitting up from a chair or leaping from the street to the curb
September 15, 2023 at 6:51 PM
There’s nothing like saying “hyup” whenever I perform feats of great physical strength like sitting up from a chair or leaping from the street to the curb
Slime and goo are two sides of the same coin. Sludge and ooze are two sides of their own coin, similar yet distinct from the slime/goo dichotomy. Muck, grime, words such as these are more distantly related
September 14, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Slime and goo are two sides of the same coin. Sludge and ooze are two sides of their own coin, similar yet distinct from the slime/goo dichotomy. Muck, grime, words such as these are more distantly related