Cameroneous
@cameroneous.bsky.social
She/her. Gen X lesbian. 50% sarcasm. 100% exhausted.
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See you next year!
Love,
A Cubs fan 😂
See you next year!
Love,
A Cubs fan 😂
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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See you next year!
Love,
A Cubs fan 😂
See you next year!
Love,
A Cubs fan 😂
Credit to Michael Stipe at the 91 VMAs.
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Credit to Michael Stipe at the 91 VMAs.
I'm this petty, with a dash of arrogant:
September 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm this petty, with a dash of arrogant:
My villain origin story.
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My villain origin story.
I'm imagining this being read by Rev. Jesse Jackson instead of GG:
"First, I was afraid.
I was petrified."
Also, why's she wearing a Ghost of Big Bird hat?
"First, I was afraid.
I was petrified."
Also, why's she wearing a Ghost of Big Bird hat?
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm imagining this being read by Rev. Jesse Jackson instead of GG:
"First, I was afraid.
I was petrified."
Also, why's she wearing a Ghost of Big Bird hat?
"First, I was afraid.
I was petrified."
Also, why's she wearing a Ghost of Big Bird hat?
For fuck's sake, Dove, it's only been THREE DAYS!
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For fuck's sake, Dove, it's only been THREE DAYS!
Every October (my mom's birth month), I start jonesing to hear Merry Christmas, Johnny Mathis. I grew up on it since my mom was a total Johnny fangirl (I forgot how many GREAT 50s albums she had from her high school/college years til I got them after she passed). By Christmas I'm sick of it! 😂
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Every October (my mom's birth month), I start jonesing to hear Merry Christmas, Johnny Mathis. I grew up on it since my mom was a total Johnny fangirl (I forgot how many GREAT 50s albums she had from her high school/college years til I got them after she passed). By Christmas I'm sick of it! 😂
I think it was a message: no one is safe. Fall in line.
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think it was a message: no one is safe. Fall in line.
What the fuck, Playmobil?
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What the fuck, Playmobil?
I didn't know! Good thing we always give an abundance of treats since EVERY day is Cat Day with five!
August 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I didn't know! Good thing we always give an abundance of treats since EVERY day is Cat Day with five!
Why are you LGBTQ+?
Correct answers only
Correct answers only
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why are you LGBTQ+?
Correct answers only
Correct answers only
Yes, Kerr County is CLEARLY run by DEI hires:
1/2
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1/2
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July 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yes, Kerr County is CLEARLY run by DEI hires:
1/2
🙄
1/2
🙄
Thank you! Here's the whole bunch (the two old boys don't care about the squirrels).
June 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thank you! Here's the whole bunch (the two old boys don't care about the squirrels).
Told her to share the squirrel-watching window with her little sisters. 🙄
June 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Told her to share the squirrel-watching window with her little sisters. 🙄
My cat sides with your dog on this one. 😆
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My cat sides with your dog on this one. 😆
I have ONE (of five 😬) who may have a limit, but we haven't found it yet!
June 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have ONE (of five 😬) who may have a limit, but we haven't found it yet!
It's also not Iceland. Union membership is at an all time low. How are less than 10% of the workforce going to inspire this fantasy uprising?
June 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's also not Iceland. Union membership is at an all time low. How are less than 10% of the workforce going to inspire this fantasy uprising?
Me: "Ooo, 'the favor of my reply.' Since when is my junk mail formal?"
Sees sender: "Investments! What the--"
Sees the "Mr."
"Of course." 🙄
Sees sender: "Investments! What the--"
Sees the "Mr."
"Of course." 🙄
![From a return address label: "[redacted] Investments, Private Client Group. "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ho3c25wwerogrfmyhewphadp/bafkreidy6mhrvs3nqr2noy2fzximcj3znxrbioohxs3jthiwhe76vfbfdq@jpeg)
May 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me: "Ooo, 'the favor of my reply.' Since when is my junk mail formal?"
Sees sender: "Investments! What the--"
Sees the "Mr."
"Of course." 🙄
Sees sender: "Investments! What the--"
Sees the "Mr."
"Of course." 🙄
Found my new life coach!
May 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found my new life coach!
Cult of the Cobra. Nightmares for YEARS. All because of the shadow of a SPOON.
There's comfort in knowing I'll be in the first wave of losses in ANY catastrophe that doesn't involve nitpicking or spacial awareness.
There's comfort in knowing I'll be in the first wave of losses in ANY catastrophe that doesn't involve nitpicking or spacial awareness.
May 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Cult of the Cobra. Nightmares for YEARS. All because of the shadow of a SPOON.
There's comfort in knowing I'll be in the first wave of losses in ANY catastrophe that doesn't involve nitpicking or spacial awareness.
There's comfort in knowing I'll be in the first wave of losses in ANY catastrophe that doesn't involve nitpicking or spacial awareness.