Cameron Bradford
@cameronbradford.bsky.social
I really enjoy the implication of caution tape spattered with blood. It’s like that the cops were called for an initial murder but in the time since they showed up, even more violent acts have occurred near the original crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I really enjoy the implication of caution tape spattered with blood. It’s like that the cops were called for an initial murder but in the time since they showed up, even more violent acts have occurred near the original crime scene.
Pretty crazy how good this part of the body feels during sexual intercourse
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pretty crazy how good this part of the body feels during sexual intercourse
Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks
Fuck I love college
June 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fuck I love college
Making the city a little more accessible for tall folks
May 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Making the city a little more accessible for tall folks
I bet some insane shit happens on peninsulas...Imagine having an island mindset without having to contend with the responsibilities of geographic isolation. That, my friend, is a recipe for a reckless culture if i've ever seen one.
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I bet some insane shit happens on peninsulas...Imagine having an island mindset without having to contend with the responsibilities of geographic isolation. That, my friend, is a recipe for a reckless culture if i've ever seen one.
Valedictorians should have their own set of laws where they’re allowed to do duels and assassinations on each other without interference from the primary legal system
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Valedictorians should have their own set of laws where they’re allowed to do duels and assassinations on each other without interference from the primary legal system
Yeah, I’m on furniture row. No chance of parole. I’m getting the chair… and the couch and the credenza
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Yeah, I’m on furniture row. No chance of parole. I’m getting the chair… and the couch and the credenza
Fucking tree gave me a parking ticket
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Fucking tree gave me a parking ticket
This guy on my block is not going to know what to do when I get a really shitty car, cover it in embarrassing stickers and put an ‘MIT SON’ vanity plate on it and then constantly keep it parked next to his.
November 18, 2024 at 3:36 PM
This guy on my block is not going to know what to do when I get a really shitty car, cover it in embarrassing stickers and put an ‘MIT SON’ vanity plate on it and then constantly keep it parked next to his.
Ultimately, I enjoy this joke format
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Ultimately, I enjoy this joke format
When you check your phone and realize it’s gonna be a busy ass day
April 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
When you check your phone and realize it’s gonna be a busy ass day
They should do this when they run out of ginger ale on commercial flights
November 7, 2023 at 3:52 PM
They should do this when they run out of ginger ale on commercial flights
Before I throw out 6-pack holders, I always attach a note warning sea life of their danger
October 13, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Before I throw out 6-pack holders, I always attach a note warning sea life of their danger
Here's a mockup for my idea of a reversed bayonet
October 11, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Here's a mockup for my idea of a reversed bayonet
Whoa! This guy's got two girlfriends
October 11, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Whoa! This guy's got two girlfriends
These fuckers are almost certainly on their way to be an obstacle in a motorcycle chase currently in progress
July 28, 2023 at 9:06 PM
These fuckers are almost certainly on their way to be an obstacle in a motorcycle chase currently in progress
Feel free to give me a follow on Twitter
May 21, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Feel free to give me a follow on Twitter