Take it from me, you don’t want to bring up Israel’s foreign policies with the doctor that may be cutting your testicles open.

There is no place where you can smell the “oh fuck” quite like CVS on the day before Valentine’s.
#valentinesday

Watch out Paul Ryan and Rage, here comes the Pope and the Elegiacal Hillbilly

The Pest is going hard! Do it! @johnleguizamo.bsky.social

I bet these guys are really tough online

Sometimes I don’t edit text messages I’ve sent that have spelling mistakes. It’s like “fuck it; they already know I’m dumb.”

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.

The only thing I’ve been able to handle lately is a video game where you nap as a cat