LeeKriz
@cambrady.bsky.social
Why is it that when I call the cell phone company, there's NEVER a "just as we expected" call volume?
January 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why is it that when I call the cell phone company, there's NEVER a "just as we expected" call volume?
We should boycott the letter x altogether and spell things with a cks.
For example:
Secks
Zerocks
Botocks
Windows Ecksel
Sicks
Spandecks
Jimmy Hendricks
Acks
Ecks ray
Tocksic
Bockser
Malcom Ecks
Hoacks
Apecks
Picksi
Tacksi
Just to name a few.
For example:
Secks
Zerocks
Botocks
Windows Ecksel
Sicks
Spandecks
Jimmy Hendricks
Acks
Ecks ray
Tocksic
Bockser
Malcom Ecks
Hoacks
Apecks
Picksi
Tacksi
Just to name a few.
November 29, 2024 at 10:30 AM
We should boycott the letter x altogether and spell things with a cks.
For example:
Secks
Zerocks
Botocks
Windows Ecksel
Sicks
Spandecks
Jimmy Hendricks
Acks
Ecks ray
Tocksic
Bockser
Malcom Ecks
Hoacks
Apecks
Picksi
Tacksi
Just to name a few.
For example:
Secks
Zerocks
Botocks
Windows Ecksel
Sicks
Spandecks
Jimmy Hendricks
Acks
Ecks ray
Tocksic
Bockser
Malcom Ecks
Hoacks
Apecks
Picksi
Tacksi
Just to name a few.
Social media is a fucking mystery.
November 29, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Social media is a fucking mystery.
Can you get carpal tunnel from masturbating?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Can you get carpal tunnel from masturbating?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I like to go back and look at me skeets to remind myself just how much people don't give a shit about what I have to say.
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I like to go back and look at me skeets to remind myself just how much people don't give a shit about what I have to say.
I'm really upset with how my body looks. But apparently, I'm not upset enough to do anything about it.
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I'm really upset with how my body looks. But apparently, I'm not upset enough to do anything about it.
What if I only wanted a half shebang?
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM
What if I only wanted a half shebang?
If they shenan once, they'll shenanigan.
November 23, 2024 at 11:50 PM
If they shenan once, they'll shenanigan.
I have no idea what HDs are. But my therapist says I have 80 of them shits.
November 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I have no idea what HDs are. But my therapist says I have 80 of them shits.
Ever fall into a thousand yard stare whilst driving?
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Ever fall into a thousand yard stare whilst driving?
Does anybody know at what age you should start wearing adult diapers?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Does anybody know at what age you should start wearing adult diapers?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Public service announcement:
Remember to be careful when trimming your eyebrows.
Remember to be careful when trimming your eyebrows.
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Public service announcement:
Remember to be careful when trimming your eyebrows.
Remember to be careful when trimming your eyebrows.
Gonna go take a shit outside so I can reconnect with nature.
November 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Gonna go take a shit outside so I can reconnect with nature.
I'm 5'6 and my wife comes up to me talkin bout' " my PANTS make me look short"
November 14, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I'm 5'6 and my wife comes up to me talkin bout' " my PANTS make me look short"
Normalize drinking pickle juice.
March 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Normalize drinking pickle juice.
Ever notice that the neighborhoods with the most churches are the worst neighborhoods?
March 12, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Ever notice that the neighborhoods with the most churches are the worst neighborhoods?
How is it, I work 7 days a week and still have no money?
March 11, 2024 at 6:59 AM
How is it, I work 7 days a week and still have no money?