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Camarillo Brillo
@camarillobrillo.bsky.social
Language: English | possibly Danish at times

Skink, I'll disappear into the night, biblically accurate, terrible judge of character. Prumpa.
I love when my watch compliments me on having had an active day, when I've just been at the border to buy wine and beer and soda
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
French is so easy
March 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What is this body, this brain, that I'm stuck in. I should have been a peacock.
February 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My (real) name is a slur against me and I want a new one, please.
February 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm so full and happy from popcorn, pistachios, wine and water. Also, I'm sweationg a lot? My sweat is so shiny and beautiful. And it smells like molasses.
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ordered some xylitol pastilles and got a rush. I love my shopahol.
January 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I miss cigarettes. My dear, dear poison.
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you bend forewards to take a potato chip, you burn the calories you consume by eating the potato chip
#lies
January 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I miss the scent of beach roses in s̶̻͙̒̇͗̿̐ų̸̨̰͍̙̝̘̯̽ͅm̶̛̭͕͔̣̽͑̆̊̏͆͒͑̃̉̚͜m̵͙̈̑̃̚͝e̶̤͓̜͇̟͖̗̬͍̼̓͌͛͂́̈͆̔́̊̾̀̈́̕r̸̡͈̤͇͛͑̽̓̇̂̌̈́͑͘̚
January 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Browsing storygraph to find reviews that agree with me on books that I hated, and failing. I'm going to eat all of my fingers and my arm pit hair.
January 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Gonna put on makeup and take a nap
January 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I want to get a prescription for the good pills, like my grandma
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have a book on the way in the maillll. I'm totally fascinated by Kiki de Montparnasse, I have to consume everything she's connected to. So far I've read almost two books and listened to the one song of hers that's available on spotify. I'm a dangerous super fan.
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sometimes, the skin of the pistachio is crispy. I enjoy that a lot.
January 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Time to adopt some outrageously annoying affectations
January 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Early morning can't sleep no more, listening to @funhouseradio.bsky.social I QUITE FANCY IT
December 31, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Regretting every sip I'm taking of this terrible beer, that I'm making myself drink to completion. I'm very displeased with the brewer. I can't believe you've done this to me. Ceres you mus t repent.
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Taking dainty little bites out of an endless stream of popcorn
December 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I'm allergic to my fucking glasses, what is this world.
December 20, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Me thinking about those grammatical errors I've previously made and not corrected. This sentence sounds awkward too, no? Humiliating. Humiliated by my own hand! I will let it go. I have to let it go.
December 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
"He looked rather pleasantly like a blond Satan"
is a line on the first page of The Maltese Falcon. What a good line. Can't wait to start reading it. Maybe I'll start right now. Then I won't have to wait. Pretty cool.
#booksky
December 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Empty. The sense of betrayal grabbing one of these is palpable.
December 14, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I just ordered some false lashes. I bet it's gonna look dumb on me. I'm a ludicrous clown.
December 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
That's quite the evocative song title. Nice tune too.
December 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Popcorn, red wine and The Doors
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM