CalyxGoblin 🔞
@calyxgoblin.bsky.social
🔞18+ Account; Minors MDNI 🔞-- Warning: Includes Weird/Niche NSFW
38, Apogender; all pronouns acceptable, but default to he/him.
Keeper of the Goblin Vtuber Compendium and Goblinfolk Registry.
I stream sometimes at https://www.twitch.tv/calyxgoblin
38, Apogender; all pronouns acceptable, but default to he/him.
Keeper of the Goblin Vtuber Compendium and Goblinfolk Registry.
I stream sometimes at https://www.twitch.tv/calyxgoblin
I've had one of the magnets on my desk for years and I adore seeing it every day. I also have some of their prints and they're GORGEOUS quality!
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've had one of the magnets on my desk for years and I adore seeing it every day. I also have some of their prints and they're GORGEOUS quality!
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
In the event you're interested in interpreting either of us, here's my partner and I!
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In the event you're interested in interpreting either of us, here's my partner and I!
Banana (and photomacrographic scale) for scale.
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Banana (and photomacrographic scale) for scale.
The single most perfect feral Wolf River apple I've ever picked. Nearly a pound in weight and completely unblemished. It almost didn't fit in the picker!
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The single most perfect feral Wolf River apple I've ever picked. Nearly a pound in weight and completely unblemished. It almost didn't fit in the picker!
PSA: If your brand uses GenAI even ONCE you will forever be tainted by slop in my mind. Remember last year when Coke did those AI Christmas ads? Now every time I see a Coke product I think of the slop. Like the Bog of Eternal Stench, the stink won't wash off. They're just a brand for Sloppers to me.
October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
PSA: If your brand uses GenAI even ONCE you will forever be tainted by slop in my mind. Remember last year when Coke did those AI Christmas ads? Now every time I see a Coke product I think of the slop. Like the Bog of Eternal Stench, the stink won't wash off. They're just a brand for Sloppers to me.
Yes, I took my time with it. Games like this with lore this deep deserve to be taken in not as a game, but as an adventure. I wanted to do ALL the things and take the time to read ALL the lore I could find. Absolutely worth it.
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Yes, I took my time with it. Games like this with lore this deep deserve to be taken in not as a game, but as an adventure. I wanted to do ALL the things and take the time to read ALL the lore I could find. Absolutely worth it.
Finished sprucing up that old 6lb Collins splitting maul. Gave it a complete regrind and slapped a short 28" handle on it for splitting smaller stuff. The severe eye taper forced me to use a cross wedge and THREE dowel wedges to tighten everything up sufficiently, but it's rock-solid now.
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Finished sprucing up that old 6lb Collins splitting maul. Gave it a complete regrind and slapped a short 28" handle on it for splitting smaller stuff. The severe eye taper forced me to use a cross wedge and THREE dowel wedges to tighten everything up sufficiently, but it's rock-solid now.
Spruced up this old 6lb Collins maul head. I have OPINIONS about proper wood splitting tool geometry. The head has an unusually severe flare to the eye that makes the top *much* larger than the bottom, so it required a cross-wedge and THREE dowel wedges to expand the tongue enough to fill the eye.
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Spruced up this old 6lb Collins maul head. I have OPINIONS about proper wood splitting tool geometry. The head has an unusually severe flare to the eye that makes the top *much* larger than the bottom, so it required a cross-wedge and THREE dowel wedges to expand the tongue enough to fill the eye.
Still adoring this prototype cape by the amazing @sophieraccoon.bsky.social on this rainy fall day, and the next iteration is going to be even more amazing! True artistry. Check out her incredible work, and get yourself some!
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Still adoring this prototype cape by the amazing @sophieraccoon.bsky.social on this rainy fall day, and the next iteration is going to be even more amazing! True artistry. Check out her incredible work, and get yourself some!
Found uncredited in the wild, but this feels like something @deertexting.bsky.social would make.
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Found uncredited in the wild, but this feels like something @deertexting.bsky.social would make.
More feral Wolf River apples for cooking and baked goods. Makes the best applesauce you'll ever have in your life!
October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
More feral Wolf River apples for cooking and baked goods. Makes the best applesauce you'll ever have in your life!
Genuinely an excellent little single-shot blaster. So full of whimsy. Good job, X-shot.
October 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Genuinely an excellent little single-shot blaster. So full of whimsy. Good job, X-shot.
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October 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Here's my good little friend!
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Here's my good little friend!
Here's @sunshinefox.bsky.social and I!
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Here's @sunshinefox.bsky.social and I!
LOL. LMAO, even.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
LOL. LMAO, even.
The one thing that makes me sad about fall is knowing my good chippy friend will be going into torpor soon.
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The one thing that makes me sad about fall is knowing my good chippy friend will be going into torpor soon.
This single feral Wolf River apple weighs an astonishing 330g/11.7oz and you will never find a finer baking apple. Perfection.
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This single feral Wolf River apple weighs an astonishing 330g/11.7oz and you will never find a finer baking apple. Perfection.
Some even say it's terrific. Some have misinterpreted this to mean in the sense of "causing terror or fear" but just look at it; it's so polite.
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Some even say it's terrific. Some have misinterpreted this to mean in the sense of "causing terror or fear" but just look at it; it's so polite.
Thanks for the chance! Here's a ref of my partner and I; if I'm one o' the lucky winners you can pick which of us you think you'd have the most fun with!
September 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thanks for the chance! Here's a ref of my partner and I; if I'm one o' the lucky winners you can pick which of us you think you'd have the most fun with!
You're kidding right? It's blatant and there was no practical reason for the wings to be there--they were never used during the event. It's a very specific shape and the fact that the wings don't reach the extended edges of the diamond are a further reinforcement of the similarity.
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You're kidding right? It's blatant and there was no practical reason for the wings to be there--they were never used during the event. It's a very specific shape and the fact that the wings don't reach the extended edges of the diamond are a further reinforcement of the similarity.
I remember this, too.
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I remember this, too.