Calvin and Hobbes
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Calvin wants aliens to be real because ordinary life isn’t nearly interesting enough on its own, right?
#CalvinandHobbes #BigImagination
#CalvinandHobbes #BigImagination
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Calvin wants aliens to be real because ordinary life isn’t nearly interesting enough on its own, right?
#CalvinandHobbes #BigImagination
#CalvinandHobbes #BigImagination
Calvinball works because it’s freedom without rules, which is exactly why it never survives adulthood.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodFreedom
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodFreedom
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Calvinball works because it’s freedom without rules, which is exactly why it never survives adulthood.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodFreedom
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodFreedom
One mistake turns into extra homework, lectures, and guilt, which is how consequences always seem to multiply.
#CalvinandHobbes #Consequences
#CalvinandHobbes #Consequences
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
One mistake turns into extra homework, lectures, and guilt, which is how consequences always seem to multiply.
#CalvinandHobbes #Consequences
#CalvinandHobbes #Consequences
Calvin’s mom is having none of it 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Calvin’s mom is having none of it 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
That moment when your imagination runs way ahead of reality and convinces you things are much worse than they actually are.
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#CalvinandHobbes
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That moment when your imagination runs way ahead of reality and convinces you things are much worse than they actually are.
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
Calvin’s imagination always turns ordinary pressure into a full-blown cosmic trial, which feels exactly like how small problems somehow become life-or-death when you’re already overwhelmed.
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#CalvinandHobbes
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Calvin’s imagination always turns ordinary pressure into a full-blown cosmic trial, which feels exactly like how small problems somehow become life-or-death when you’re already overwhelmed.
#CalvinandHobbes
#CalvinandHobbes
Isn’t it wild how imagination feels infinite until reality interrupts it with rules, bells, or homework? #CalvinandHobbes #InnerWorld
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Isn’t it wild how imagination feels infinite until reality interrupts it with rules, bells, or homework? #CalvinandHobbes #InnerWorld
At some point you realize most of your useful skills don’t come with an allowance or a thank you, do they? #CalvinandHobbes #Undervalued
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At some point you realize most of your useful skills don’t come with an allowance or a thank you, do they? #CalvinandHobbes #Undervalued
There’s a special frustration that comes from knowing you’re smart enough to question things but still expected to accept nonsense. #CalvinandHobbes #Overthinking
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
There’s a special frustration that comes from knowing you’re smart enough to question things but still expected to accept nonsense. #CalvinandHobbes #Overthinking
Oof this one stings. #CalvinandHobbes
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Oof this one stings. #CalvinandHobbes
Always wanted to use this on my parents when I was younger 😂#CalvinandHobbes
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Always wanted to use this on my parents when I was younger 😂#CalvinandHobbes
The fantasy of being productive is often way more satisfying than the actual work itself. #CalvinandHobbes #TimeManagement
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
The fantasy of being productive is often way more satisfying than the actual work itself. #CalvinandHobbes #TimeManagement
Some days feel like the universe is piling it on just to see if you’ll finally crack, and yet you still put your boots back on and keep going. #CalvinandHobbes #OneOfThoseDays
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Some days feel like the universe is piling it on just to see if you’ll finally crack, and yet you still put your boots back on and keep going. #CalvinandHobbes #OneOfThoseDays
Nothing captures childhood better than wanting fun immediately and then defending that decision with very serious logic. #CalvinandHobbes #Procrastination
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Nothing captures childhood better than wanting fun immediately and then defending that decision with very serious logic. #CalvinandHobbes #Procrastination
Every time you tell yourself this time will be different, life immediately reminds you how confident optimism usually ends. #CalvinandHobbes #LearningCurve
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Every time you tell yourself this time will be different, life immediately reminds you how confident optimism usually ends. #CalvinandHobbes #LearningCurve
Definitely remember this happening to me🤣 #CalvinandHobbes
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Definitely remember this happening to me🤣 #CalvinandHobbes
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Calvin turning boredom into a dramatic near-death experience is the most honest description of schoolwork ever written.
#CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkLife
#CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkLife
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Calvin turning boredom into a dramatic near-death experience is the most honest description of schoolwork ever written.
#CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkLife
#CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkLife
Calvinball works because life rarely follows the rules anyway, so why pretend fairness was ever part of the deal?
#CalvinandHobbes #Calvinball
#CalvinandHobbes #Calvinball
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Calvinball works because life rarely follows the rules anyway, so why pretend fairness was ever part of the deal?
#CalvinandHobbes #Calvinball
#CalvinandHobbes #Calvinball
Being teased for playing and mocked for quitting is how kids discover that approval is a moving target you will never actually hit.
#CalvinandHobbes #SocialRules
#CalvinandHobbes #SocialRules
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Being teased for playing and mocked for quitting is how kids discover that approval is a moving target you will never actually hit.
#CalvinandHobbes #SocialRules
#CalvinandHobbes #SocialRules