Some people even have their prostate AROUND their urethra like that makes any sense
September 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Some people even have their prostate AROUND their urethra like that makes any sense
"your new name is Kewpie doll! Wanna keep pushing?"
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"your new name is Kewpie doll! Wanna keep pushing?"
don't speak to me or my sons Venison, Vidison, or Vicison ever again
August 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
don't speak to me or my sons Venison, Vidison, or Vicison ever again
[ozzy in heaven, realizing the trains can't go off the rails there nor go crazy]: fuck this shite
July 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
[ozzy in heaven, realizing the trains can't go off the rails there nor go crazy]: fuck this shite
in the future, all drips will be futuristic
July 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
in the future, all drips will be futuristic
ten years from now: "was Riki's Basilisk there?"
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ten years from now: "was Riki's Basilisk there?"
miss them so much
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
miss them so much
somehow Jordan still spills the most tears
May 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
somehow Jordan still spills the most tears
Lamar Odom's coin is literally called $ODOM mi gente.
What does he think happened to the people of Sodom?
What does he think happened to the people of Sodom?
May 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Lamar Odom's coin is literally called $ODOM mi gente.
What does he think happened to the people of Sodom?
What does he think happened to the people of Sodom?
(at the voting booth)
snack time!
snack time!
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
(at the voting booth)
snack time!
snack time!
there seem to be a lot of things that could fix 𝘺𝘰𝘶, Jerry, but where do I put all these biscuits that could fix 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢
April 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
there seem to be a lot of things that could fix 𝘺𝘰𝘶, Jerry, but where do I put all these biscuits that could fix 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢
the scotch i need to survive this is about to get so much more expensive
April 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
the scotch i need to survive this is about to get so much more expensive
and this makes him a perfect mark for GRU agents who have played us all from the escalator
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
and this makes him a perfect mark for GRU agents who have played us all from the escalator
This headline reads like there's an artist called "Skrillex Surprise"
Steal that for your Skrillex cover band
Steal that for your Skrillex cover band
April 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This headline reads like there's an artist called "Skrillex Surprise"
Steal that for your Skrillex cover band
Steal that for your Skrillex cover band
men what's stopping you from looking like this on your hovercraft
March 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
men what's stopping you from looking like this on your hovercraft
brb devilin' me a longegg with Duke's
March 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
brb devilin' me a longegg with Duke's