go piss girl

really dumbfuck of elongated muskcunt to name his bullshit after that dog meme from like 2016. one, outdated meme, ok boomer etc. two, fucked up to give shiba inus a bad name like that

i can’t think too hard abt pretty much any given supernatural character or i feel physically ill. so thats where i’m at in my life

hate his stupid blonde ass

theseus when i get u. when i fucking get u theseus WHEN I GET! YOU!👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

happy friday

i like the girls who wear short shorts. girls who wear t-shirts. girls who were cheer captain and girls on the bleachers. i like girls dreaming bout the day when ull wake up and find that what ur looking for has been here the whole time

i want girls (the dare’s version) (10 minutes). like just keep listing em bud im still listening

went into the app to make a joke but got caught staring in the narcissus pool of my own notifications. i see now why people liked that other app so much back in the day

GOT TO ELYSIUM!!!!!! FUCK YOU BONE SNAKE!!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

wish there were a reverse of “cunt” for giving masculine. like wow my outfit is serving absolute penis today. this jacket always makes me feel so fucking schlong

class starts in 16 minutes and i decided to review my notes on the reading instead of playing half a run of hades everyone please clap

they (my bus driver) hated him (me) because he (i) spoke the truth (can’t stop sitting w my feet up on the seats)