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@calmwithteeth.bsky.social
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A tattooed strawberry blonde nerd from SoCal.
I like to make things beautiful, when I can.
Your dog watching you blame your farts on him:
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Idc whatttttt they call themselves. THIS.
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Those protests don’t do anything. Stop spending money. That will do something.
(Easier said than done, I understand. But it’s the only way)
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Those colors give me chills
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This is my favorite thing that I’ve read so far in 2026. Thank you.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
90’s vibes. I love it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We can’t release them! It would hurt trumps fwends 😢
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This. Wtf “not relevant” 😳
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
How could we forget when Trump talks about oil every 20 seconds 😭
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Enrique?!
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I feel like Americans haven’t been able to see the corruption like the rest of the world already had. The only difference now is that we see what the rest of the world has already been seeing.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Déjà vu
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
“As a former child” 🙂‍↕️
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
👏🏻
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Season 1 Steve 👎
Season 2+ Steve 🤤
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM