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Just out of curiosity, which definition of "fix" are we using here?
Not shaming, not worried, just wondering...
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ace, or Demi?
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
19 more companies is crazy!
Some might even say excessive.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
wait... how can it be a meter deep, and 3.5 km tall?
am I missing something here?

Like deep in a horizontal sense?
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Saying "I can't really let that happen" when it comes to someone else's programming, is the most narcissistic thing I've read all week. You need therapy, badly.
Competition breeds innovation. If you're trying to stop that, then *you* are the problem.
August 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
a criminal is the law now...
July 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
possibly... or you could be losing everything equally. but since sight and hearing are the two senses you use the most, you notice them being disturbed more quickly? The next thing you notice disappearing is usually balance, right?
June 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Wo sind deine Papiere? Zeig mir deine papiere"

English: "Where are your papers? Show me your papers!"
June 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I've been meaning to re-watch Leviathan (1989)... Remember it giving me nightmares for weeks when it came out.
June 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
someone getting fucked is how you got into the this life... and getting fucked (metaphorically) is how we leave it.
and the world fucks us every day in-between.
June 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“Don't be dismayed at good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before
you can meet again.
And meeting again,
after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends.”
June 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cramps?! THE FLESH SHOWS ITS WEAKNESS!
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM