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A picture of Donald Trump and Cristiano Ronaldo in the Oval Office shaking hands above a quote from Ronaldo that reads "President Tump wants me to talk to the Russians about peace in Ukraine, because my ex-girlfriend was Russian and he thinks I know how to negotiate with them. I don't."
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Happy Life Day to those that celebrate
Han Solo telling Chewbacca, "Happy Life Day, pal!" while they sit in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hill I will die on.
The breakfast burrito is the superior way to consume breakfast.
Hashbrowns, sausage, egg, cheese, green onion, and a cascabella pepper wrapped in a flour tortilla
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Did you know that you used to be able to pay your taxes in hemp?
2. Paying with hemp These days, growing marijuana could land you in jail in some places, but in Colonial times, you could go to jail if you didn't. Hemp fiber-used for rope and fabric-was such an important crop that you could be jailed for refusing to grow it. Such luminaries such as George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew large crops of hemp and were allowed to pay their taxes with it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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It's cloudy af, but my camera can still pick up the Aurora in Seattle
Clouds back-lit by a red aurora Clouds back-lit by a red aurora over trees
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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91 votes.... She's winning by 91 votes. Check your ballot and make sure it was counted! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
City of Seattle Mayor Candidate Vote Vote % Katie Wilson 133,469 49.83% Bruce Harrell 133,378 49.79% Write-in 1,028 0.38% Total Votes 267,875
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I love how women's sports is one of the most trans inclusive spaces there is despite right-wing freak outs.
The RE-CAP Show is for everyone. Trans athletes deserve to play, trans fans and supporters deserve to feel safe, and the trans community deserves to feel protected. With us, with RE, you are. Everyone belongs. Please see the description of this episode for a list of support and community resources. re
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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A transphobe believe women? Never....
Aleta the Thankful Girl @aletanook.bsky.social My grandpa and therapist agree that it's unfair that trans women should compete with cis women what with the muscle mass and shit. November 6, 2025, 12:49 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The King County ballot tracker showing my ballot has been counted. Top line: Where is my ballot? A green line with four dots representing the steps. Ballot sent. Ballot received. Signature verification. Ballot counted. Bottom line: Congratulations! Your ballot has been counted.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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If a candidate can't support basic human rights for all, they don't support them for you. Even your Karen ass that could blend in with a snowstorm.
A trans flag colored image of a unicorn stomping a cop with the words "bodily autonomy for all by any means necessary"
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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No one cares. But this is legally actionable defamation.
LALegault @lalegault.bsky.social Transmisogyny If you would like to understand why, it is because she was financially compensated to make Israeli/Taylor Swift propaganda. October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Jesus says trans rights. Don't like it? Fight god.
Jesus draped in the trans flag with the words 'Jesus says trans rights'
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Actual picture of Cuomo after this
A severely burned hotdog in an equally burned bun
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I give refs ALOT of shit, deservedly, but give this man a fucking raise!
A referee (Nathan Jones) is using his body to protect Jaxon Smith-Njigba after he lost his helmet and was involved in a scuffle on the Texans' sideline.
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Is there a Blue Jays fan who can explain why this dude is wearing a shirt with a massive buttplug on it?
A man wearing a Blue Jays hat and a white shirt emblazoned with a massive black buttplug with the number 29 on it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A fun regional test is asking someone what this animal is called
A cougar standing on a ridge before a mostly clear blue sky.
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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A severely burned hotdog in an equally burned bun
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
calmlikeabomb.bsky.social
I doubt I have any Seattle high-schoolers following me, but apparently there is a walkout planned for Oct 7th.
SEATTLE REVOLUTIONARY YOUTH SEATTLE PUBLIC SCHOOLS ADMIN HAS PROVEN THEY'RE INCAPABLE OF LISTENING TO OUR SIMPLEST DEMANDS. IF THE SCHOOL WON'T LISTEN TO OUR BASIC DEMAND FOR ONE LUNCH HOW CAN WE EXPECT THEM TO PROTECT US FROM ICE RAIDS POLICE VIOLENCE, AND TRUMP'S ATTACKS ON EDUCATION? ADMIN ONLY WANTS TO LINE THEIR POCKETS AT THE EXPENSE OF STUDENT WE WON'T TOLERATET IT! 1 LUNCH FOR STUDENTS COPS OUT OF SCHOOLS LET THE TEACHERS AND STUDENTS RUN THE DISTRICT @SeattleRevYouth LETS WALK OUT AGAIN! OCTOBER 7
September 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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So I heard we were getting our first trillionaire soon. Maybe guillotines weren't the worst solution to rich people....
Difference between a million, a billion and a trillion seconds A million seconds = 12 days A billion seconds = 32 years A trillion seconds = 31,688 years
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I guess I'm a tewowist....
A round antifacist action patch with red and black geese in place of the usual flags
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Noisy ass birb
A noisy ass Northern Flicker sitting in a tree
September 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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You said all tongue and my brain automatically went here because I need to build a deck around this card.
Gwenom, Remorseless Legendary Creature - Symbiote Spider Hero Deathtouch. lifelink Whenever Gwenom attacks, unti1 end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If vou cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. 4/4
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Actual picture of Sage?
Gwenom, but she's half tongue
September 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I need to build a deck with this as the commander. Also, I wanna know what she can do with that tongue....
Gwenom, Remorseless Legendary Creature - Symbiote Spider Hero Deathtouch. lifelink Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. 4/4
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM