CAOWM... CLAM... CALEM... CALMHAW??
@calmhaw.bsky.social
Freelance cartoonist and appreciator of fat bodies (theyre very fun to draw)
comm waiting list - https://trello.com/b/YsRgEtcp/the-big-commisson-list
Aged 25 and staying alive
comm waiting list - https://trello.com/b/YsRgEtcp/the-big-commisson-list
Aged 25 and staying alive
Mog mog
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Mog mog
SHE HAS BEEN SOLD!!!
thank you to @bossjunko.bsky.social for buying!!
thank you to @bossjunko.bsky.social for buying!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
SHE HAS BEEN SOLD!!!
thank you to @bossjunko.bsky.social for buying!!
thank you to @bossjunko.bsky.social for buying!!
Im doing adopts now! I've whipped up this kyogre lass here for 50 USD flat payment! Purchase comes with both a clothed and nude (featureless) ref for use by the buyer! Inquire within for purchase!
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Im doing adopts now! I've whipped up this kyogre lass here for 50 USD flat payment! Purchase comes with both a clothed and nude (featureless) ref for use by the buyer! Inquire within for purchase!
not exactly but the resemblance is uncanny
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
not exactly but the resemblance is uncanny
If i may...
Nym here has an unfortunate circumstance where she's in constant need of food due to her natural energy not being enough to sustain her body...
I wonder how she'd look with a few layers of fat on her 9 foot frame...~
Hope youre doing okay btw, glad to see youre still around!
Nym here has an unfortunate circumstance where she's in constant need of food due to her natural energy not being enough to sustain her body...
I wonder how she'd look with a few layers of fat on her 9 foot frame...~
Hope youre doing okay btw, glad to see youre still around!
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If i may...
Nym here has an unfortunate circumstance where she's in constant need of food due to her natural energy not being enough to sustain her body...
I wonder how she'd look with a few layers of fat on her 9 foot frame...~
Hope youre doing okay btw, glad to see youre still around!
Nym here has an unfortunate circumstance where she's in constant need of food due to her natural energy not being enough to sustain her body...
I wonder how she'd look with a few layers of fat on her 9 foot frame...~
Hope youre doing okay btw, glad to see youre still around!
I was never seen fan of their content, I had no idea they were a thing until the unfortunate happenings
But this?
This feels... wrong
Like this is just all kinds of messed up
But this?
This feels... wrong
Like this is just all kinds of messed up
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I was never seen fan of their content, I had no idea they were a thing until the unfortunate happenings
But this?
This feels... wrong
Like this is just all kinds of messed up
But this?
This feels... wrong
Like this is just all kinds of messed up
Theeee guy
October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Theeee guy
She is so full yum
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
She is so full yum
In honor is spooky month iiiim posting Valerie again
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In honor is spooky month iiiim posting Valerie again
Cosmo breaks it tf down holy shit
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Cosmo breaks it tf down holy shit
Always loved your stuff, glad I found ya over here too!
Good luck allll
Good luck allll
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Always loved your stuff, glad I found ya over here too!
Good luck allll
Good luck allll
I enter now!
Good luck everybody eeeelse!!
Good luck everybody eeeelse!!
September 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I enter now!
Good luck everybody eeeelse!!
Good luck everybody eeeelse!!
Collab with @goatedwithgruff.bsky.social
Zoey seems to have a hard time believing that a human like this even exists...
Zoey seems to have a hard time believing that a human like this even exists...
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Collab with @goatedwithgruff.bsky.social
Zoey seems to have a hard time believing that a human like this even exists...
Zoey seems to have a hard time believing that a human like this even exists...
Genuinely hate it when I go to visit friends on VRC and they either are in an instance owned by literally one person that hates me, so im not allowed to join
-OR-
they just straight up ignore every request I send. Like at least respond with a decline message?? Tf did I do to warrant this???
-OR-
they just straight up ignore every request I send. Like at least respond with a decline message?? Tf did I do to warrant this???
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Genuinely hate it when I go to visit friends on VRC and they either are in an instance owned by literally one person that hates me, so im not allowed to join
-OR-
they just straight up ignore every request I send. Like at least respond with a decline message?? Tf did I do to warrant this???
-OR-
they just straight up ignore every request I send. Like at least respond with a decline message?? Tf did I do to warrant this???
Things are a tad dire.
I've been handed a 600~ vet bill for upfront poison treatment and various RXs
Im glad my best friend is okay, but things are not okay financially as one could infer
If you find it opportune, I'd love to work on your art ideas.
I've been handed a 600~ vet bill for upfront poison treatment and various RXs
Im glad my best friend is okay, but things are not okay financially as one could infer
If you find it opportune, I'd love to work on your art ideas.
August 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Things are a tad dire.
I've been handed a 600~ vet bill for upfront poison treatment and various RXs
Im glad my best friend is okay, but things are not okay financially as one could infer
If you find it opportune, I'd love to work on your art ideas.
I've been handed a 600~ vet bill for upfront poison treatment and various RXs
Im glad my best friend is okay, but things are not okay financially as one could infer
If you find it opportune, I'd love to work on your art ideas.
Oh it'd be such a miss
To pass up an opportunity like this..
Been loving your work over on the other site, glad to finally find you here!
To pass up an opportunity like this..
Been loving your work over on the other site, glad to finally find you here!
August 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oh it'd be such a miss
To pass up an opportunity like this..
Been loving your work over on the other site, glad to finally find you here!
To pass up an opportunity like this..
Been loving your work over on the other site, glad to finally find you here!
Do your worst
*ruin* him if you must
*ruin* him if you must
July 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do your worst
*ruin* him if you must
*ruin* him if you must