Colby
calmdowncolby.bsky.social
Colby
@calmdowncolby.bsky.social
they/he, 29, Buffalo
chapel roam going country after being inserted into the zeitgeist by record producers is the most cash-grabby “haha got’cha” method I’ve ever seen
March 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
keeping up with italian american traditions and waiting til my loved ones leave the house to sob hysterically
March 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
are we in agreement that ANY swastika tattoo is bad?? like Idc if youre “reclaiming” Hinduism - youre a white guy with a swastika on your body. you need to be in a cave
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i woild give anything to experience the earth shattering high that normies get when consuming edibles
February 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
d’you think shayne smith will ever pay me back for those show tickets he cancelled and never rescheduled or is he too busy trying to groom young christian girls
February 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
no but like what did gotye do to the chick he used to know that made her change her whole number (a massive pain in the ass) and send her friends to collect her records (was she afraid to be alone with him?) - it’s giving narcissist, that’s why he only had the one hit
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my internet is down and i have no money; deadass feeling like a pioneer rn bout to go scrape my dirty clothes against a board
February 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
is clairo not an older hispanic woman who plays guitar i am so lost
February 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
taylor swift would have attended, and probably sang at, the inauguration if it wouldn’t have (barely) dented her bag
February 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
using my girl cat as an arm rest while i read about the atrocities
February 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it insists upon itself, lois
February 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i don’t think arthur morgan would have enjoyed a crunchwrap supreme. I think he would have seen it as excessive.
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
nothing on this earth will ever stop me from hitting the RKO on my coworkers
January 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
remember when a coworker was threatening me to the point that i was having gun violence nightmares and my manager said “no it’s ok (:” until the bitch was escorted out by police
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Go Bills
January 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“from the award winning director of Braveheart” yeah I’m sure that’s all that unnamed director has done!
no but fr how funny is “y’all need a pilot?” as a tagline for a serious movie 😂
January 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
how come during “i can hear the bells” no one mentioned how tracy knew exactly where to go and how to creep on the boys’ bathroom
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Get in, loser, we’re posting lock screens

*** (made it myself - where my arthur morgan blusky baddies)
January 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
if i met aziz ansari, i would tell him that he was the worst part of parks and rec, but i’m sure he knows
January 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when i know for sure that i have the day off tomorrow i’ll say fun little quips like “if i had to work tomorrow i would seriously for real kms” and then force a little chuckle at the end
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
its funny when trans ppl deadname themselfs out of frustration. i just rolled a blunt waayy too tight and said “melanie lynn get it together”
January 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
buffalo city busses are really out here late for the very first stop on the route
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
can i say whatever i want on here
December 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
sharing everything with my female bestie is great until she loads all my playlists down with sza
December 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM