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michael✨
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Let me tell you about the time that something occurred.
a couple decades from now we are going to get like ten surfside condominium style disasters every year
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A thing that you will commonly see in films, and even in real life; someone must suddenly start running for whatever reason, and they immediately trip and fall down. that would not happen to me because I am very coordinated and I move beautifully
October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I am neurospicy
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
tbh I’d rather have a king than whatever it is we have currently
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
running sprints was an important part of training for every sport when I was a teen and then once you are an adult you just never sprint again .. I think that has to be a mistake!!!
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
just had a chance encounter with an organizer of no kings in my city and man this event really is some bull shit lol
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
listening to the only Radiohead song I like
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
my racist coworkers cry and whine MORE than ever now that their guys are in power… MAGA is truly a movement that exists to make these guys feel safe to be gigantic pussies
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
team follow back
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
evangelical co-worker calling them “Israelites” instead of “Israelis” :|
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jan on the office is so hot with her big fakies . I would love her to beat and whip me. Am I allowed to say that on her e
July 4, 2023 at 12:40 PM
wassaoup crackers
July 4, 2023 at 12:27 PM