Did you know that the Bizkit has released a new single?

I’m trying to think of the funniest car for a human to named after. But some reason I think an Australian arsonist is probably just named Falcon or something?

Goal Achieved. Happy walking!

So you get along like a house on fire?

Dunedin is seriously overperforming here. Our landscape isn’t the most hospitable to cyclists. Zipping down Stuart St etc is quite stressful haha

I did the same thing lol. Video Ezy's 8 weekly's for 8 dollars was a godsend for a movie nerd with fuck all money.

Just read it, seems pretty fine. Reads like someone not sure whether it's real or not, hoping toss not and passing the ball to the people who are more capable. Standard email job behaviour.

Is the 111 transcript public?

7 minutes is basically saying to a co worker: “Hey this is a bit of a weird one, but not the usual type of weird, should I call the cops?”

Best is one word for it. Bleak, and harrowing are the things that come to mind when I hear that book's title.

There’s also a photo of me in the newspaper staring at a cardboard cutout of Batman instead of being fascinated by Tim Burtons batmobile. The media have been portraying me as an idiot for a long time.

I was on TV when I was 7 for asking some scientists at Scott Base "If it was cold in Antarctica" over the phone. Surprised I didn't get into journalism with the instincts to think of such a hard hitting question at that age.