Tried something new the other day. Can’t say I’m converted but might give it another go at some point. At least I can say I speak from experience. This MAY be a one of a kind video but time will tell 🤷‍♂️ #Top #Dom #BigDick #Bottoming #NSFW #TryingDifferentThings #Gay #VersTrialing

Attempt: counting how many M&Ms (salted caramel) it takes to equal the length - one of these days I’ll use a ruler for actual results
Result: 7 M&Ms in length
Lessons learned:
1. I’m not a flat surface.
2. Floppy balls get in the way.
3. Buy more/stop eating props

#NSFW #DickMeasuring #Gay #Nude

I wish I’d been wearing something festive* but let’s pretend? #Festive #Cum #Gay #Abs #NSFW #SmellsLikeDecemberTwentyFifth

*Aware not everyone celebrates the birthday of Christianity’s Founder cos otherwise I’d use the C word #Overthinking

Another forum to post dick pics and make up random hashtags you say? What a time to be alive!

#BigDick #Gay #NSFW #Ginger #Top #Cockparison #NotMyFinestExampleOfHashtagBufoonery