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@callmeryan.top
Non-binary | Poly Pan Demisexual | Fucking Nerd
content warning; may contain edge-play
content warning; may contain edge-play
Why tie a hanky gag when you could just staple it in place
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Why tie a hanky gag when you could just staple it in place
Me too, lost a week full of things I was looking forward to, and it's still not entirely fucked off
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Me too, lost a week full of things I was looking forward to, and it's still not entirely fucked off
Had a tech install some new lasers recently, took them all of 20 minutes to burn holes in our overhead CCTV 👍
I mean, I don't blame them, they let me play with the controls XD
I mean, I don't blame them, they let me play with the controls XD
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Had a tech install some new lasers recently, took them all of 20 minutes to burn holes in our overhead CCTV 👍
I mean, I don't blame them, they let me play with the controls XD
I mean, I don't blame them, they let me play with the controls XD
I just don't want to hear
"But you don't look gay"
Ever again for fuck sake
"But you don't look gay"
Ever again for fuck sake
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just don't want to hear
"But you don't look gay"
Ever again for fuck sake
"But you don't look gay"
Ever again for fuck sake
That's very good to hear
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That's very good to hear
Just pack me in your bag ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just pack me in your bag ❤️
We are going to have to scribe out test patches all over your skin to see how your body reacts
Let's conduct some animal testing ❤️
Let's conduct some animal testing ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We are going to have to scribe out test patches all over your skin to see how your body reacts
Let's conduct some animal testing ❤️
Let's conduct some animal testing ❤️
Great pregame track 👌
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Great pregame track 👌
Did you know nettles, tea tree oil, menthol and tiger balm don't interfere with each other's effects. You can just stack more and more sensation when done slowly.
@porkchop.farm I can show you sometime ❤️
@porkchop.farm I can show you sometime ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Did you know nettles, tea tree oil, menthol and tiger balm don't interfere with each other's effects. You can just stack more and more sensation when done slowly.
@porkchop.farm I can show you sometime ❤️
@porkchop.farm I can show you sometime ❤️
Frequently, hopefully I realise before someone else gets the pleasure of pointing it out
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Frequently, hopefully I realise before someone else gets the pleasure of pointing it out
I have actually, a friend has a dedicated chat for it
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have actually, a friend has a dedicated chat for it
Overstimulation till they cry has been my favourite for years
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Overstimulation till they cry has been my favourite for years
No little creature, learn makeup before you do that again
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
No little creature, learn makeup before you do that again
I have no idea if this is an extended shit post or you actually are attending a submarine school, somehow I believe you would.
And I'm not sure I want clarification
And I'm not sure I want clarification
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have no idea if this is an extended shit post or you actually are attending a submarine school, somehow I believe you would.
And I'm not sure I want clarification
And I'm not sure I want clarification