CallMeReptar
@callmereptar.bsky.social
I know everyone wants Jacob Elordi to be in every romcom but I need him to be the next Doug Jones and do more monster flicks.
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I know everyone wants Jacob Elordi to be in every romcom but I need him to be the next Doug Jones and do more monster flicks.
Thanks to some tweakers I just might get the whole day off. Thank you, pipe cutting tweakers.
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thanks to some tweakers I just might get the whole day off. Thank you, pipe cutting tweakers.
How was that a TD?
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How was that a TD?
It's really frustrating having to pay 2-3 extra dollars to make my latte taste like it actually has coffee in. A large should be a quad shot standard.
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's really frustrating having to pay 2-3 extra dollars to make my latte taste like it actually has coffee in. A large should be a quad shot standard.
Rest in Piss to Ian Watkins. Prison was always too good for you.
October 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Rest in Piss to Ian Watkins. Prison was always too good for you.
Taylor Swift still acting like she's some loser underdog that people hate for no reason is almost funny.
October 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Taylor Swift still acting like she's some loser underdog that people hate for no reason is almost funny.
One of the worst parts of getting older as a kid that somehow survived incredible self destruction is that I'm now to the age that some of my friends have been gone longer than the entire time they were here.
Why did I make it here? Some of them deserved it so much more.
Why did I make it here? Some of them deserved it so much more.
September 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
One of the worst parts of getting older as a kid that somehow survived incredible self destruction is that I'm now to the age that some of my friends have been gone longer than the entire time they were here.
Why did I make it here? Some of them deserved it so much more.
Why did I make it here? Some of them deserved it so much more.
Owen Cooper deserved that Emmy. Incredible performance, infinitely so, when you consider how new he is to the profession. Hope he continues to work and grow.
September 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Owen Cooper deserved that Emmy. Incredible performance, infinitely so, when you consider how new he is to the profession. Hope he continues to work and grow.
Seeing all these conservatives now suddenly care about gun violence and empathy is exactly what I expected.
September 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Seeing all these conservatives now suddenly care about gun violence and empathy is exactly what I expected.
There are so many layers of irony surrounding the murder of Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There are so many layers of irony surrounding the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Holy shit, Charlie Kirk is dead
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Holy shit, Charlie Kirk is dead
Being really good at your job is kinda nice because you can just do whatever you want while doing your job, and no one can say shit because they can't be you.
August 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Being really good at your job is kinda nice because you can just do whatever you want while doing your job, and no one can say shit because they can't be you.
Watching Murder, She Wrote. The makeup trends of the 80s were nuts. This woman's has a full solid goth eye with a coral lip and a power pantsuit.
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Watching Murder, She Wrote. The makeup trends of the 80s were nuts. This woman's has a full solid goth eye with a coral lip and a power pantsuit.
Dear white boys of San Bernardino County,
Stop tailgating. No one is scared of you throwing up sets in your shitty Honda. I will literally run you over.
Stop tailgating. No one is scared of you throwing up sets in your shitty Honda. I will literally run you over.
August 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dear white boys of San Bernardino County,
Stop tailgating. No one is scared of you throwing up sets in your shitty Honda. I will literally run you over.
Stop tailgating. No one is scared of you throwing up sets in your shitty Honda. I will literally run you over.
I never understood what people felt when they said they were experiencing the uncanny valley effect until AI videos started getting huge.
They make my skin crawl
They make my skin crawl
August 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I never understood what people felt when they said they were experiencing the uncanny valley effect until AI videos started getting huge.
They make my skin crawl
They make my skin crawl
You know what's frustrating? Constantly hearing we need a "leftist Joe Rogan" instead of just supporting the leftist women who have been doing the damn work.
August 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
You know what's frustrating? Constantly hearing we need a "leftist Joe Rogan" instead of just supporting the leftist women who have been doing the damn work.
Rest in Paradise Ozzy. I'm so glad you got to see how much the world loved you.
July 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Rest in Paradise Ozzy. I'm so glad you got to see how much the world loved you.
Hey MAGA,
Now that the GOP blocked the release of the list they said didn't exist, whatcha gonna do?
Now that the GOP blocked the release of the list they said didn't exist, whatcha gonna do?
July 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey MAGA,
Now that the GOP blocked the release of the list they said didn't exist, whatcha gonna do?
Now that the GOP blocked the release of the list they said didn't exist, whatcha gonna do?
You can't be the generation that constantly complains about loneliness and the inability to find community and then also be a weird bully every time you are in public or engaging with strangers
#genzstare
#genzstare
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You can't be the generation that constantly complains about loneliness and the inability to find community and then also be a weird bully every time you are in public or engaging with strangers
#genzstare
#genzstare
SO MAGA, you gonna do something about the Epstein stuff or was that all bluster?
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
SO MAGA, you gonna do something about the Epstein stuff or was that all bluster?
I fucking hate Muskrat but holy shit, that petty bitch might have actually started the MAGA implosion.
July 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I fucking hate Muskrat but holy shit, that petty bitch might have actually started the MAGA implosion.
"Preemptive strike" is just a nice way of saying unprovoked act of war. Fuck Bibi and his zionist backers.
June 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Preemptive strike" is just a nice way of saying unprovoked act of war. Fuck Bibi and his zionist backers.
Pro tip: if you're gonna try and phish people via text, making it a group chat is a dead giveaway. Filthy scammers.
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pro tip: if you're gonna try and phish people via text, making it a group chat is a dead giveaway. Filthy scammers.
🌈🌈 Happy Pride to everyone except cops 🌈🌈
June 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🌈🌈 Happy Pride to everyone except cops 🌈🌈
Sooo Peelon definitely leaked that incontinence story so he can live his babyfur diaper fetish life out in the open
#inminecraft
#inminecraft
June 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sooo Peelon definitely leaked that incontinence story so he can live his babyfur diaper fetish life out in the open
#inminecraft
#inminecraft