Marcus ✨
@callmemarcus.bsky.social
I ate so many profiteroles but feel like I can eat many more. Hello 34
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I ate so many profiteroles but feel like I can eat many more. Hello 34
I was going for both plant daddy and thirst daddy energy. Hydrate accordingly
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was going for both plant daddy and thirst daddy energy. Hydrate accordingly
Front and back for scientific accuracy 🧪
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Front and back for scientific accuracy 🧪
I know what you need 😏
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know what you need 😏
I slept more than 5 hours after two weeks of insomnia ✌🏻 seemed like a good excuse for a pit post 😏
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I slept more than 5 hours after two weeks of insomnia ✌🏻 seemed like a good excuse for a pit post 😏
Long weekend highlight:
Me: Is my dick visible in these?
Hubby: Yes, one can tell you're circumcised 😏
Me: Is my dick visible in these?
Hubby: Yes, one can tell you're circumcised 😏
October 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Long weekend highlight:
Me: Is my dick visible in these?
Hubby: Yes, one can tell you're circumcised 😏
Me: Is my dick visible in these?
Hubby: Yes, one can tell you're circumcised 😏
I didn't plan to post this one but I'm very grumpy when I sleep badly, so here we are...Spoiler alert: the mirror still works
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I didn't plan to post this one but I'm very grumpy when I sleep badly, so here we are...Spoiler alert: the mirror still works
Sometimes I can't describe how I'm feeling, so I have to re-upload this GIF to make things easier for me.
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sometimes I can't describe how I'm feeling, so I have to re-upload this GIF to make things easier for me.
Morning pump was 👊🏻
September 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Morning pump was 👊🏻
oomf is a great guy 😉
September 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oomf is a great guy 😉
Are you going to finish that?
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Are you going to finish that?
I lean toward ‘Ocean Blue' though ‘Purple Haze’ isn’t too bad 🙃
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I lean toward ‘Ocean Blue' though ‘Purple Haze’ isn’t too bad 🙃
I got these briefs in two different colors. What do you think of this one?
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I got these briefs in two different colors. What do you think of this one?
Flexing in an empty gym because working out during this trip has been difficult and I needed to prove my inner critic that I still got this 💪🏻 also it's #fursday
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Flexing in an empty gym because working out during this trip has been difficult and I needed to prove my inner critic that I still got this 💪🏻 also it's #fursday
August 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After all that talk about my friend's hot husband working out, I felt compelled to check my own progress. I'd say I'm looking pretty...huggable. Thoughts?
August 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
After all that talk about my friend's hot husband working out, I felt compelled to check my own progress. I'd say I'm looking pretty...huggable. Thoughts?
I'm responsibly making questionable choices, thank you.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm responsibly making questionable choices, thank you.
Trading this view for red bricks and rainy skies..This is to remind me of how I looked before Europe 🙃 Stay hydrated 💦
August 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trading this view for red bricks and rainy skies..This is to remind me of how I looked before Europe 🙃 Stay hydrated 💦
Be honest... is this too much for a Tuesday or not enough? 👀
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Be honest... is this too much for a Tuesday or not enough? 👀
Yesterday when I was trying to get dressed, I got distracted 🤙🏻
August 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yesterday when I was trying to get dressed, I got distracted 🤙🏻