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A Boy Named Germ
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When I can find the time I write about music for fun and I used to funny online at one point

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The heart of a shitposter, and the colon of a 37 year old that enjoys a lot of spice
You guys think Collinsworth gets paid extra for the chiefs glaze or is it all love of the game? #NFL
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Texans came out ready to sell in the second half #SNF #NFL
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Are they gonna say the obvious about Iran or are the gonna just play it off? #FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Are the Boyz getting ref favor worth the Chiefs losing it? #NFL #Cowboys
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dart is the reverse woke RG3 sequel we didn't know about. #NFL #Giants
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Chiefs Ref Association just waiting to pop up like that drunk uncle everyone thought was still in jail. #Chiefs #NFL
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did Jordan Love get some kind of brain eating worm from a bad piece of cheese or something? Cus bud looks lost out there. #NFL #Packers
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Gobbler is one of the lesser known Batman villains. He is holiday themed and is a sexual deviant.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Bucs deciding to become bums just in time to ruin fantasy playoff chances.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Did Woody Johnson start never taking the hat off because he's a trump fanboy, or is the hairline a disaster under there? Could be both. #Jets
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Home Alone movies can be boiled down to, bad people paying the price for defending that white nationalist Buzz
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Very excited for the Push Bowl on #MNF
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Y'all think The Grinch mom had that thang back there?
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Level 2 nip slips
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The best possible but of the past week and a half
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why did my dumbass think Bustin Justin Fields would be anything other than ass today? #Fantasy #NFL
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Penile scoliosis
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Skataboo needs to bring back the F350 style shoulder pads.
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mothman ate my ass while I was in line at Universal to buy a pretzel
October 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
AJ Brown has the attitude of a girl when she keeps saying nothing is wrong, but you know there is. #NFL #Eagles
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Carson Wentz pumpkining, very Spooky Season of him. #NFL #Vikings
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Im coaching my kid's flag football team and something about being a ball coach just fills you with an urge to establish the run.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Your Republican uncle who hates Lamar will be unbearable tomorrow #NFL
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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“The Battle of the Aged” 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Be ready for that old guy at the office to have a little extra pep in his step tomorrow #TNF #NFL
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM