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@callmecaptn.bsky.social
horny account of @captnconfusion.bsky.social | no minors | 25yo | he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | this is where i scream | pfp by @/arocalyptic.bsky.social | commissions closed

#CaptnCommission #nsfwart
DAY 17 - 🧪

"Come onnn, it'll be so much more fun to cum with it in your veins..!"

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
DAY 12 - 🕯️

you're doing so well for him, just a few more drops

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
DAY 9 - 🗡️

simul knows what happens if they get too cocky

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
DAY 7 - 🥂

they're probably celebrating someone's death

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
DAY 5 - 🧜‍♀️

she's been seen hanging out at the docks every day...

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Day 4 - 🪢

stupid thing won't fit...

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
DAY 3 - 🪑

why don't you sit on daddy's lap?

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
DAY 2 - 2️⃣

...two is a lot to handle, i imagine
(yes hello hi i am skill consumed by thoughts)

Renat belongs to me,
Joliot belongs to @hexenjunge.bsky.social
Marianne belongs to @herrinderlesben.bsky.social

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart #CestLaVaesen
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
DAY 1 - 🪤

idk who she is, she came to me in a vision

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Kinktober 2025 master thread 📌

I'm using this emoji prompt list by @softending.bsky.social because it inspires me ^^

I'll be doing these sporadically and in batches, whenever i find the time & inspiration, no pressure

#kinktober #kinktober2025 #nsfwart
October 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
finished commission for @justspicythings.bsky.social of Talon getting what he deserves 🐕‍🦺

thank you so much for the sushi!

#CaptnCommission #art #nsfwart #commission
September 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🖕🖕FUCK CENSORSHIP🖕🖕
QUOTE YOUR NSFW

people draw things i personally don't like, i still fight for their right to draw it

#nsfwart #nsfwoc
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this does seem like a fun train to jump on :D

Quote with "I'm cumming" expressions!

defo need to get better at these i feel like...
September 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
[WIP]

i'm still chipping away at this,,,, it's taking so long because i don't have a good pose reference and everything is wonky but hopefully i can hide that in the lighting later

#art #nsfwart #wip
September 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i have cleared my current queue, so if you ever wanted to commission me, now would be the perfect time to get your OCs drawn having their guts rearranged! :3

#art #nsfwart #nsfwcommission #CaptnCommission #commissionsopen
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
bad dogs get put in the kennel ⛓️

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Raffle prize for @dalistnirgendwo.bsky.social of Ozymandias, aka Violet's favorite puppy

#art #nsfwart #nsfwoc #CaptnCommission
September 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
in the wings 🤫

better keep quiet, the audience is already filing in...

(thank you to all participants in the vaesen game to give me once again the opportunity to whore out my oc, i wholeheartedly enjoy it)

Joliot belongs to @hexenjunge.bsky.social

#art #nsfwart #nsfwoc #CestLaVaesen
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Eure Blorben sind zu hot, ich konnte keine Entscheidung treffen, also trug ich meine Top 4 zusammen und überließ es dem Schicksal :D

Congratulations @dalistnirgendwo.bsky.social for winning the raffle!! Pls dm me with more details to your OC :3
September 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
john cleland knows about the importance of foreplay 😌
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
(repost because i forgot to tag orz)

HAPPY 150 FOLLOWERS TO ME! 🕯️🎉

To celebrate I'll be raffling away this Headlock-YCH to 1 lucky Winner on September 1st!

I'll pick the Winner from the pool, so show me your bad dogs who need to be put away ⛓️

#nsfwart #artraffle #raffle #nsfwraffle #nsfwoc
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
ballpoint practice
August 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i will never say "gayness" ever again

it's "gaiety" all day every day from now on
August 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
why is this fire actually
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the brainworms are still brainworming

sometimes i wonder why i'm so sure jo has a getting-caught-kink and then i remember
August 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
seeabeejay postabeejay!

(i do not have enough of these, i need to draw more)
August 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM