I mean…it KINDA looks Rapturous
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I mean…it KINDA looks Rapturous
Hard to tell but this was a lavender E.T. t-shirt with my name in iron-on velveteen lettering that my brother gave me for my birthday (yes, I wore jeans to the beach as a pre-Goth pre-teen)
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hard to tell but this was a lavender E.T. t-shirt with my name in iron-on velveteen lettering that my brother gave me for my birthday (yes, I wore jeans to the beach as a pre-Goth pre-teen)
🖤 she’s famous! Sean’s putting her in the next (all cats!) issue of CH!
July 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
🖤 she’s famous! Sean’s putting her in the next (all cats!) issue of CH!
If you’re looking for a pair of shoes that make you look like you stepped in a huge pile of shit, I’ve got you
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you’re looking for a pair of shoes that make you look like you stepped in a huge pile of shit, I’ve got you
Hoo, boy, is it ever hot out there. Treating myself to an ice-cold urine sample
July 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hoo, boy, is it ever hot out there. Treating myself to an ice-cold urine sample
Saddest movie title
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Saddest movie title
It’s sad this guy died or whatever but this looks like when I’m proud of my glorious full bush but still want to wax my undercarriage
June 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s sad this guy died or whatever but this looks like when I’m proud of my glorious full bush but still want to wax my undercarriage
My personal chef got drunk on the job again
May 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My personal chef got drunk on the job again
When my man gives me “that look,” I get the
February 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When my man gives me “that look,” I get the
I’m not really a foodie, more of an
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m not really a foodie, more of an
Don’t do what I did and google the doctor who is scheduled to do your colonoscopy
February 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Don’t do what I did and google the doctor who is scheduled to do your colonoscopy
Not to kink shame, but my boyfriend is into some weird stuff.
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not to kink shame, but my boyfriend is into some weird stuff.
Leonard Cohen & Jubs say hello!
February 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Leonard Cohen & Jubs say hello!
OMW to extinguish the fires in Los Angeles
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
OMW to extinguish the fires in Los Angeles
I hope you have all had your
November 30, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I hope you have all had your
If you’re looking for a diamond ring that looks like a huge blob of infectious phlegm, I’ve got you
November 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If you’re looking for a diamond ring that looks like a huge blob of infectious phlegm, I’ve got you
How many points for my ex from 30+ years ago who texted me vintage French erotic poetry about masturbating with a carrot at 6am from France for my birthday?
August 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
How many points for my ex from 30+ years ago who texted me vintage French erotic poetry about masturbating with a carrot at 6am from France for my birthday?
Bring me the bog butter
February 2, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Bring me the bog butter
Yep, that’s what I call it, too
January 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Yep, that’s what I call it, too