When I first made this account months ago, I thought "Oh good, I never did the other app so now's my chance to make jokes in a good place" but then the mood for jokes very rapidly devolved everywhere. So. There will be some calibrating

All-Dressed is the best flavor of potato chip by a country mile and the fact we can't get them in the US anymore is one of several complaints I have about this place

My landlords' new maintenance manager is named Shoogs, and after five minutes of this man in my house, I know that if he ever started a cult I'd be in it

What up, I'm Colleen, I'm 34, and I never fuckin' learned how to tweet