Calliope Cummings
@calliope-cummings.bsky.social
Florida based romance author, bisexual divorcee, aspiring diva, coercive control escapee, demisexual, ENM advocate, freak in paper sheets. I question norms and write dirty books for smart people.
#CharlieKirk looks like the autopilot from Airplane, with the same tiny face on an inflated head and same wandering hands.
July 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#CharlieKirk looks like the autopilot from Airplane, with the same tiny face on an inflated head and same wandering hands.
June 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look at this bitch.
May 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Look at this bitch.
Aw, poor lil’ guy, can’t quite bring himself to rape but loves the idea. Wonder how poorly this went unannounced on his #Tinder dates before deciding the charges weren’t worth it.
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Aw, poor lil’ guy, can’t quite bring himself to rape but loves the idea. Wonder how poorly this went unannounced on his #Tinder dates before deciding the charges weren’t worth it.
March 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Can his lil’ Spaghettio dick be in worse shape than he is? If feminine wetness was a problem, his body is the solution. On a positive note, Lauren Boebert had to pay good money to get titties that big. Someone get this man a bro on his moobies asap.
February 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can his lil’ Spaghettio dick be in worse shape than he is? If feminine wetness was a problem, his body is the solution. On a positive note, Lauren Boebert had to pay good money to get titties that big. Someone get this man a bro on his moobies asap.
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever received the 1st four copies of your new #romancebooks? Feeling cute and a bit giddy, might rub one out to them tonight, idk.
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever received the 1st four copies of your new #romancebooks? Feeling cute and a bit giddy, might rub one out to them tonight, idk.
My #romancebooks writing buddy Rocket with the longest leg ever today. #cats
February 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My #romancebooks writing buddy Rocket with the longest leg ever today. #cats
Get your money’s worth! #SpicyRomance Accepted Offer out now! www.amazon.com/author/calliopecummings
February 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Get your money’s worth! #SpicyRomance Accepted Offer out now! www.amazon.com/author/calliopecummings
Happy #ValentinesDay from your favorite #RomanceAuthor you don't know yet. What are you doing this special weekend of celebrating #love? I'll be celebrating at my favorite #Florida #nudebeach at #BlindCreek. Can you find #romance there? Unlikely, but I like to evaluate my prey first. Saves time.
February 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Happy #ValentinesDay from your favorite #RomanceAuthor you don't know yet. What are you doing this special weekend of celebrating #love? I'll be celebrating at my favorite #Florida #nudebeach at #BlindCreek. Can you find #romance there? Unlikely, but I like to evaluate my prey first. Saves time.
Book’s out! The only thing about it that sucks is the lead character, and not in the bad way. Read Accepted Offer today! #romancebooks #spicyromance www.amazon.com/author/calli...
February 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Book’s out! The only thing about it that sucks is the lead character, and not in the bad way. Read Accepted Offer today! #romancebooks #spicyromance www.amazon.com/author/calli...
So excited to announce my first #spicyromancebooks Accepted Offer has dropped on #Amazon! Every single read is appreciated! If you're without a date, let me be your paperback boyfriend this #ValentinesDay. If you do, let me be your literary foreplay. #romance www.amazon.com/author/calliopecummings
February 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So excited to announce my first #spicyromancebooks Accepted Offer has dropped on #Amazon! Every single read is appreciated! If you're without a date, let me be your paperback boyfriend this #ValentinesDay. If you do, let me be your literary foreplay. #romance www.amazon.com/author/calliopecummings
After wrangling with vines in the #Amazon KDP jungle, tomorrow is the day! Grab this steamy #spicyromance just in time for #ValentinesDay! My debut book, "Accepted Offer", will be available tomorrow. We told you it would come in February, now it's your turn! #romancebooks #spicyromancebooks
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
After wrangling with vines in the #Amazon KDP jungle, tomorrow is the day! Grab this steamy #spicyromance just in time for #ValentinesDay! My debut book, "Accepted Offer", will be available tomorrow. We told you it would come in February, now it's your turn! #romancebooks #spicyromancebooks
More graphics as we prepare to release Accepted Offer on Monday, in time for Valentine's Day. Today's incel men may leave a little to be desired this year, but I won't. On Monday, Accepted Offer comes and so too will you! #romance #spicyromancebooks #romancebooks
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
More graphics as we prepare to release Accepted Offer on Monday, in time for Valentine's Day. Today's incel men may leave a little to be desired this year, but I won't. On Monday, Accepted Offer comes and so too will you! #romance #spicyromancebooks #romancebooks
Thank you for following me! Very excited to be releasing my debut book Accepted Offer just in time to amp you up for Valentine’s Day. The men may not be doin’ it for you this year, but I will! #RomanceBookThreads #spicyromance #spicybooks
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thank you for following me! Very excited to be releasing my debut book Accepted Offer just in time to amp you up for Valentine’s Day. The men may not be doin’ it for you this year, but I will! #RomanceBookThreads #spicyromance #spicybooks
Playing around a bit as things on Accepted Offer are finalized. Here's a glimpse into what's to come in February, which includes you. #spicybooks #spicyromancebooks #romancebooks
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Playing around a bit as things on Accepted Offer are finalized. Here's a glimpse into what's to come in February, which includes you. #spicybooks #spicyromancebooks #romancebooks
Getting excited to put my first book out, entitled "Accepted Offer", which will be out within a week. Working on graphics at the moment and fluffing up the socials. #RomanceBooks #SpicyRomanceBooks #SpicyBooks
January 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Getting excited to put my first book out, entitled "Accepted Offer", which will be out within a week. Working on graphics at the moment and fluffing up the socials. #RomanceBooks #SpicyRomanceBooks #SpicyBooks