Callie Dude
@calliedude.bsky.social
Lawyer by day Sisyphus by night*
*laying next to the bassinet sticking the pacifier back in my baby’s mouth every 5 seconds to 7 minutes while she learns to connect her sleep cycles or whatever
*laying next to the bassinet sticking the pacifier back in my baby’s mouth every 5 seconds to 7 minutes while she learns to connect her sleep cycles or whatever
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Lawyer by day Sisyphus by night*
*laying next to the bassinet sticking the pacifier back in my baby’s mouth every 5 seconds to 7 minutes while she learns to connect her sleep cycles or whatever
*laying next to the bassinet sticking the pacifier back in my baby’s mouth every 5 seconds to 7 minutes while she learns to connect her sleep cycles or whatever
One weird thing about being pregnant is that there’s just a person inside me who has the hiccups.
December 10, 2024 at 2:49 AM
One weird thing about being pregnant is that there’s just a person inside me who has the hiccups.
Netflix should make a lesbian Christmas movie called Carole of the Bells.
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Netflix should make a lesbian Christmas movie called Carole of the Bells.
Please check in on your very pregnant deal lawyers this end of year season, we are not okay.
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Please check in on your very pregnant deal lawyers this end of year season, we are not okay.
What stable genius decided to call it ChatGPT instead of Smartest Child.
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
What stable genius decided to call it ChatGPT instead of Smartest Child.
[REM voice] That’s me in the villa. That’s me in the ca-sa cheating on my girlfriend.
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
[REM voice] That’s me in the villa. That’s me in the ca-sa cheating on my girlfriend.
Here’s something I’ve always been to afraid to post online: I am certain that I could kill at stand up comedy with absolutely no practice or meaningful preparation.
November 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Here’s something I’ve always been to afraid to post online: I am certain that I could kill at stand up comedy with absolutely no practice or meaningful preparation.