Elijah
@callelijah.bsky.social
✌🏿 designer / dj / stand-up comic / insufferable
📍 brooklyn
📍 brooklyn
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I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask:
"Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?"
And see what happens.
"Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?"
And see what happens.
REPORTER: Are you saying this crash was somehow was the result of diversity hiring?
TRUMP: It just could have been
TRUMP: It just could have been
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask:
"Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?"
And see what happens.
"Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?"
And see what happens.
drafting conspiracy theories in case Cowboy Carter doesn't win AOTY
January 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
drafting conspiracy theories in case Cowboy Carter doesn't win AOTY
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If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.
okaaaay! Mississippi really said 'if I can't have none, neither can you'
Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'
The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
okaaaay! Mississippi really said 'if I can't have none, neither can you'
just used the word “abreast” in a work call, please respect my privacy at this time
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
just used the word “abreast” in a work call, please respect my privacy at this time
do we think j*ck dors*y feels bad for selling tw*tter to el*n m*sky?
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
do we think j*ck dors*y feels bad for selling tw*tter to el*n m*sky?
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I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
once the n-words find this app it’ll be lit, just you wait 🤓
January 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
once the n-words find this app it’ll be lit, just you wait 🤓
rebuilding my entire personality over here bc apparently everything else is bitch-made
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
rebuilding my entire personality over here bc apparently everything else is bitch-made