Cal Kristoff
@calkristo.bsky.social
York, PA by way of Baltimore. All things hardcore, music, WWE, AEW, TNA, Caps/Bears hockey, Orioles baseball, far left politics, etc. Free 🇵🇸
I was 17 when I got my first tattoo, and being a dumb white boy from Baltimore, you already know I got a Natty Boh face with a Maryland flag around it from a really terrible tattoo shop lmao.
Anyway now that I live in PA everyone mistakes it for the pringles guy.
Anyway now that I live in PA everyone mistakes it for the pringles guy.
August 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was 17 when I got my first tattoo, and being a dumb white boy from Baltimore, you already know I got a Natty Boh face with a Maryland flag around it from a really terrible tattoo shop lmao.
Anyway now that I live in PA everyone mistakes it for the pringles guy.
Anyway now that I live in PA everyone mistakes it for the pringles guy.
I’m gonna buy tickets to this lmao. Baltimore mfs better show up for these geezers.
August 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m gonna buy tickets to this lmao. Baltimore mfs better show up for these geezers.
It’s #SummerSlam Night 2! We got The Samoan Werewolf JACOB FATU hitting the mini bong tonight! Will he get the US Title back from Solo in a steel cage tonight?!
August 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s #SummerSlam Night 2! We got The Samoan Werewolf JACOB FATU hitting the mini bong tonight! Will he get the US Title back from Solo in a steel cage tonight?!
Sorry, I was wrong. He just left a guy as a vegetable for the rest of his life. My bad.
August 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sorry, I was wrong. He just left a guy as a vegetable for the rest of his life. My bad.
Oh sorry…he just left him a vegetable for the rest of his life.
August 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh sorry…he just left him a vegetable for the rest of his life.
For #SummerSlam we got MR. MONEY IN THE DANK SETH ROLLINS He’s matching with the American Dream in more ways than one! Will Seth shock the world and cash in this weekend?!
August 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
For #SummerSlam we got MR. MONEY IN THE DANK SETH ROLLINS He’s matching with the American Dream in more ways than one! Will Seth shock the world and cash in this weekend?!
It’s Friday Night #Smackdown before #SummerSlam! You know what that means, THE TIME (to get stoned) IS NOW! YOU CAN’T SEE HIM…THROUGH THAT THICK KUSH SMOKE! Your WWE Champion, JOHN CENA!
August 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s Friday Night #Smackdown before #SummerSlam! You know what that means, THE TIME (to get stoned) IS NOW! YOU CAN’T SEE HIM…THROUGH THAT THICK KUSH SMOKE! Your WWE Champion, JOHN CENA!
Tonight for #smackdown
Yeah, you thought we’d have Hulk Hogan ripping the bong, huh? NAH! We got (Undisputed WWE champion) Eddie Guerrero! When I think of that belt, I think of Eddie. Who do you think of?
Yeah, you thought we’d have Hulk Hogan ripping the bong, huh? NAH! We got (Undisputed WWE champion) Eddie Guerrero! When I think of that belt, I think of Eddie. Who do you think of?
July 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tonight for #smackdown
Yeah, you thought we’d have Hulk Hogan ripping the bong, huh? NAH! We got (Undisputed WWE champion) Eddie Guerrero! When I think of that belt, I think of Eddie. Who do you think of?
Yeah, you thought we’d have Hulk Hogan ripping the bong, huh? NAH! We got (Undisputed WWE champion) Eddie Guerrero! When I think of that belt, I think of Eddie. Who do you think of?
Time for Monday Night Raw! Tonight we got the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. THE RING GENERAL - GUNTHER is ripping the mini bong tonight! That kush is gonna put him in a sleeper hold! #wweraw
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Time for Monday Night Raw! Tonight we got the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. THE RING GENERAL - GUNTHER is ripping the mini bong tonight! That kush is gonna put him in a sleeper hold! #wweraw
We got the living legend Rey Mysterio ripping the mini bong for #smackdown tonight. My man’s shoes are too big but he’s still partying.
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We got the living legend Rey Mysterio ripping the mini bong for #smackdown tonight. My man’s shoes are too big but he’s still partying.
Last day of vacation.
July 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Last day of vacation.
So stoked on this show. Central PA headbangers don’t sleep.
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So stoked on this show. Central PA headbangers don’t sleep.
I’m missing KO. So I got Kevin Owens blowin’ down tonight for #smackdown
My man is single jointed so the mini bong doesn’t quite make it…
My man is single jointed so the mini bong doesn’t quite make it…
July 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m missing KO. So I got Kevin Owens blowin’ down tonight for #smackdown
My man is single jointed so the mini bong doesn’t quite make it…
My man is single jointed so the mini bong doesn’t quite make it…
Have a day, big man. Enjoy that bag. #BobbyBonillaDay
July 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Have a day, big man. Enjoy that bag. #BobbyBonillaDay
Recently found a mini bong for my wrestling figs so I’ll be posting a pic of a different fig hitting the bong during wrestling shows from here on out lmao. Tonight; Dirty Dom gets stoned. #smackdown
June 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Recently found a mini bong for my wrestling figs so I’ll be posting a pic of a different fig hitting the bong during wrestling shows from here on out lmao. Tonight; Dirty Dom gets stoned. #smackdown
Me and my Bluesky bubble.
June 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me and my Bluesky bubble.
Been feeling like this lately.
Lord forgive me for what I must YABBA DABBA DO.
Lord forgive me for what I must YABBA DABBA DO.
June 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Been feeling like this lately.
Lord forgive me for what I must YABBA DABBA DO.
Lord forgive me for what I must YABBA DABBA DO.
TJ Oshie will forever be one of my favorite Capitals of all time. An integral part of the Cup win. A true professional and always had the best time out on the ice. Enjoy retirement, Osh. Always a Capital. #ALLCAPS
June 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
TJ Oshie will forever be one of my favorite Capitals of all time. An integral part of the Cup win. A true professional and always had the best time out on the ice. Enjoy retirement, Osh. Always a Capital. #ALLCAPS
As his career winds down, I want to know; WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE JOHN CENA MATCH OF ALL TIME?
Easy call for me. Royal Rumble 2007 vs. Umaga. One of the last real blood fests before the PG era. Great spots throughout this match. A true gem. Both guys left it all out there. #wrestlesky
Easy call for me. Royal Rumble 2007 vs. Umaga. One of the last real blood fests before the PG era. Great spots throughout this match. A true gem. Both guys left it all out there. #wrestlesky
June 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
As his career winds down, I want to know; WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE JOHN CENA MATCH OF ALL TIME?
Easy call for me. Royal Rumble 2007 vs. Umaga. One of the last real blood fests before the PG era. Great spots throughout this match. A true gem. Both guys left it all out there. #wrestlesky
Easy call for me. Royal Rumble 2007 vs. Umaga. One of the last real blood fests before the PG era. Great spots throughout this match. A true gem. Both guys left it all out there. #wrestlesky