actively passive nihilist
poetry for fun
epitome of hyperbole
aggressively mediocre
to warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
later i saw the tiger in question
curled up by the pool
a collar for possession
just a fat orange tabby
looking bored as hell
while everyone is stressing
i went and checked the mail
to warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
later i saw the tiger in question
curled up by the pool
a collar for possession
just a fat orange tabby
looking bored as hell
while everyone is stressing
i went and checked the mail
said “the national guard’s been called out!
word is there’s a tiger stalking about!”
i says “you people really need to calm down”
he said “it’s already killed three dogs and a man!”
said “the national guard’s been called out!
word is there’s a tiger stalking about!”
i says “you people really need to calm down”
he said “it’s already killed three dogs and a man!”
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
said “the police are on their way”
he thinks it was a jaguar, loose in his condo
he said “it was spotted by the elementary school!”
i says “neither one of you are allowed to be there, dude, i’m glad you called the cops”
said “the police are on their way”
he thinks it was a jaguar, loose in his condo
he said “it was spotted by the elementary school!”
i says “neither one of you are allowed to be there, dude, i’m glad you called the cops”
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
said her “uncle’s friend saw a panther” faint
said “it leapt across the road in a single bound”
i says “since 1901, they’ve been hunted to extinction in this town”
she said that “it must’ve escaped from the zoo grounds!”
said her “uncle’s friend saw a panther” faint
said “it leapt across the road in a single bound”
i says “since 1901, they’ve been hunted to extinction in this town”
she said that “it must’ve escaped from the zoo grounds!”
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
warn the whole complex
lock your doors
and hide your kids and pets
stopped at my front door
said “hey neighbor we gotta an alarm ordered,
that lady saw a cougar we just heard it growl”
i says “ain’t no mountain lions here, mark. just take a look around!”
stopped at my front door
said “hey neighbor we gotta an alarm ordered,
that lady saw a cougar we just heard it growl”
i says “ain’t no mountain lions here, mark. just take a look around!”
dreaming of alexandria
and how they cooked the books
marbled bodies of greek gods
and how no one even looks
they’re waiting in the break room
i’m disarmingly amused
again
i might skip lunch
dreaming of alexandria
and how they cooked the books
marbled bodies of greek gods
and how no one even looks
they’re waiting in the break room
i’m disarmingly amused
again
i might skip lunch
you’re bragging at the water cooler
portfolio busting out the folder
you’ve never felt this cool before
you’re rug pulled in that order
that your standing on..
in the line for firing squads
that’s fun
probably gonna skip lunch
you’re bragging at the water cooler
portfolio busting out the folder
you’ve never felt this cool before
you’re rug pulled in that order
that your standing on..
in the line for firing squads
that’s fun
probably gonna skip lunch
i crawled out, past the sidewalk
bleed me dry
clocked in for the vampires
keeping me alive
there’s a drawer, with some cash in it
just past the front door
this is why they make me
take the medication for
i crawled out, past the sidewalk
bleed me dry
clocked in for the vampires
keeping me alive
there’s a drawer, with some cash in it
just past the front door
this is why they make me
take the medication for
point fingertips half baked like “fuck you..
fuck you.. you too, not one of you here is cool”
first to emerge from the boiling heat hella mean
all hit points and nondescript balls of meat
“hey P why won’t you eat with us?”
like their gravity affects my radius?
point fingertips half baked like “fuck you..
fuck you.. you too, not one of you here is cool”
first to emerge from the boiling heat hella mean
all hit points and nondescript balls of meat
“hey P why won’t you eat with us?”
like their gravity affects my radius?
windows weep with nine to five sighs
i was made for mist not this melancholy
windows weep with nine to five sighs
i was made for mist not this melancholy
unclaimed gold on the timeclock
coffee tastes like i have to fucking work..
unclaimed gold on the timeclock
coffee tastes like i have to fucking work..
stop making pennies
too inefficient
too expensive
not worth the metal
but that was never the point
it’s not about worth
it’s about hope
and it feels like they’re cutting that too
pressing it out of circulation
like we can’t afford small kindness anymore
(3/4)
stop making pennies
too inefficient
too expensive
not worth the metal
but that was never the point
it’s not about worth
it’s about hope
and it feels like they’re cutting that too
pressing it out of circulation
like we can’t afford small kindness anymore
(3/4)
or just to feel less forgotten
maybe they don’t take it at all
just see it
and remember we’re not all gone
i leave one anyway
when i can
like planting a seed
a mystery
of what might grow
(2/4)
or just to feel less forgotten
maybe they don’t take it at all
just see it
and remember we’re not all gone
i leave one anyway
when i can
like planting a seed
a mystery
of what might grow
(2/4)