CalistaCreates
@calistathefairy.bsky.social
The world is in such a sorry state, I have to be my own manic pixie dream girl.
Any sufficiently pessimistic realism about petty things is indistinguishable from just being a party pooper.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Any sufficiently pessimistic realism about petty things is indistinguishable from just being a party pooper.
The Trails in the Sky remake is great, in case anyone was wondering.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The Trails in the Sky remake is great, in case anyone was wondering.
How did my local library manage to screw up the adult summer reading rewards program so badly that actually attempting to do it feels like wage theft?
September 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How did my local library manage to screw up the adult summer reading rewards program so badly that actually attempting to do it feels like wage theft?
Rosalie
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April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm so musical, I wear MIDI skirts.
April 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm so musical, I wear MIDI skirts.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Scholastic book fairs still exist. You can still go to them, assuming you live in a town that has them.
January 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Scholastic book fairs still exist. You can still go to them, assuming you live in a town that has them.
I have successfully gotten RollerCoaster Tycoon to play Taylor Swift music. This is what technology was made for.
April 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I have successfully gotten RollerCoaster Tycoon to play Taylor Swift music. This is what technology was made for.
I correct my own grammar, too. You're not special.
March 24, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I correct my own grammar, too. You're not special.
I am now taking commissions for music compositions. I will do classical piano, MIDIs, compositions for Super Mario World hacks, and chiptunes for the NES. I may do jazz piano, chiptunes for other systems, and arrangements/remixes (copyright permitting). DM for a quote.
January 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I am now taking commissions for music compositions. I will do classical piano, MIDIs, compositions for Super Mario World hacks, and chiptunes for the NES. I may do jazz piano, chiptunes for other systems, and arrangements/remixes (copyright permitting). DM for a quote.
The Hairstylist's Oath: First, harm no 'do.
January 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
The Hairstylist's Oath: First, harm no 'do.
Why do we, as a society, consider it selfish to take care of ourselves and be proud of our own accomplishments, yet put those who are legitimately selfish on pedestals to be admired?
December 8, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Why do we, as a society, consider it selfish to take care of ourselves and be proud of our own accomplishments, yet put those who are legitimately selfish on pedestals to be admired?
Be kind. Make art. Eat blueberries.
December 1, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Be kind. Make art. Eat blueberries.
Video game developer idea: Make a boss whose only weak point is its eye, which it periodically makes vulnerable. Once you hit it, it immediately flips a bit that causes it to become shielded again. In the code comments, put "The XOR is protecting eye".
November 17, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Video game developer idea: Make a boss whose only weak point is its eye, which it periodically makes vulnerable. Once you hit it, it immediately flips a bit that causes it to become shielded again. In the code comments, put "The XOR is protecting eye".
I don't care what songwriters think to the contrary, there is absolutely no way that "heaven" and "given" can be 1 syllable. Unless you're Slavic and used to weird consonant clusters, good luck pronouncing whatever "giv'n" is supposed to be. And they sure as heck don't rhyme.
November 14, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I don't care what songwriters think to the contrary, there is absolutely no way that "heaven" and "given" can be 1 syllable. Unless you're Slavic and used to weird consonant clusters, good luck pronouncing whatever "giv'n" is supposed to be. And they sure as heck don't rhyme.
There are few things in life that are as beautiful in their diversity and yet as hilariously broken as human languages.
November 11, 2023 at 3:21 AM
There are few things in life that are as beautiful in their diversity and yet as hilariously broken as human languages.