Ella
@caliphora.bsky.social
Singer of songs, writer of words, maker of things (and recently people). #cheshirecat #goodhairdontcare
My husband has left for Sweden for a week. Racoon status resumes.
March 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My husband has left for Sweden for a week. Racoon status resumes.
So, my son witnessed this today in his classroom. It’s 2025, guys. Wtf. Control your damn kids.
March 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So, my son witnessed this today in his classroom. It’s 2025, guys. Wtf. Control your damn kids.
Sometimes, being a parent is sitting in between project meetings (or taking them in the car while driving) waiting for your son who decided to come home three days early, and that’s ok, because Mamma’s house is always ready for her babies ❤️
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sometimes, being a parent is sitting in between project meetings (or taking them in the car while driving) waiting for your son who decided to come home three days early, and that’s ok, because Mamma’s house is always ready for her babies ❤️
I’m a project manager, and most days this job description feels apt.
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m a project manager, and most days this job description feels apt.
Will definitely aim for reincarnation as a cat.
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Will definitely aim for reincarnation as a cat.
When you order kids portions you get kids toys.
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 PM
When you order kids portions you get kids toys.
We drank the awful spa water. I definitely want to notice the health benefits because nope.
November 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
We drank the awful spa water. I definitely want to notice the health benefits because nope.
All cats have resting bitchface.
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
All cats have resting bitchface.
Nono girl getting her scritches.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Nono girl getting her scritches.
You can tell it’s winter when I exchange embroidery for knitting.
November 14, 2024 at 10:16 PM
You can tell it’s winter when I exchange embroidery for knitting.
Mycroft wants you to know that nobody feeds him in this house, and that I am stealing his favourite blanket.
November 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Mycroft wants you to know that nobody feeds him in this house, and that I am stealing his favourite blanket.
My littlest kitty, Enola, doesn’t meow. She just stands in a remote part of the house and screeches. Then she’ll come in the room and pretend like she doesn’t want attention.
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 PM
My littlest kitty, Enola, doesn’t meow. She just stands in a remote part of the house and screeches. Then she’ll come in the room and pretend like she doesn’t want attention.