Caliper Collie @ EF25
@calipercollie.bsky.social
Enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shaped like a border collie
Somebody's unc coming on his way home from grocery shopping decided to break it down at the courtyard stage of Eurofurence <3
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Somebody's unc coming on his way home from grocery shopping decided to break it down at the courtyard stage of Eurofurence <3
To anyone that doesn't know, me and Riley have bought a house in Pittsburgh. We miss our New England family dearly. But Pittsburgh has been one of the coolest, friendliest places I've ever seen in the US. Happy New Year to all. Excited for all the new adventures ahead of us. <3
January 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
To anyone that doesn't know, me and Riley have bought a house in Pittsburgh. We miss our New England family dearly. But Pittsburgh has been one of the coolest, friendliest places I've ever seen in the US. Happy New Year to all. Excited for all the new adventures ahead of us. <3
Seems like I've come to an impasse....Luckily that sign can't stop me because dogs can't read 🐕
April 18, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Seems like I've come to an impasse....Luckily that sign can't stop me because dogs can't read 🐕
April 5, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Obligatory balloon posting. How old do you think I am ?
March 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Obligatory balloon posting. How old do you think I am ?
I am loosing my mind. The new Trailblazer is made in Korea. The Chevy Trailbalzer is a Korean car xD
March 4, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I am loosing my mind. The new Trailblazer is made in Korea. The Chevy Trailbalzer is a Korean car xD
They do not pay me enough. On Friday I had to reverse my 65ft rig down this twisty, downhill, dead end with no turnaround that turned into a single car width dirt road .Had that tricky s-curve a third of the way down. And the sketchy sloped, icy, muddy driveway to forklift down
March 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
They do not pay me enough. On Friday I had to reverse my 65ft rig down this twisty, downhill, dead end with no turnaround that turned into a single car width dirt road .Had that tricky s-curve a third of the way down. And the sketchy sloped, icy, muddy driveway to forklift down
From the makers of the CarBra™
Introducing...the CarThong™
Introducing...the CarThong™
February 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
From the makers of the CarBra™
Introducing...the CarThong™
Introducing...the CarThong™
Citrussy. Fun fact. In Japan this drink is called calpis :3
February 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Citrussy. Fun fact. In Japan this drink is called calpis :3
Suddenly hungry for Halal 🥵
February 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Suddenly hungry for Halal 🥵
Wow that escalated quickly, my innocent brain thought it was a puppy play date app. Can't wait till everyone finds some gumption and we mass exodus this cesspit for blue skies ahead
February 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Wow that escalated quickly, my innocent brain thought it was a puppy play date app. Can't wait till everyone finds some gumption and we mass exodus this cesspit for blue skies ahead
Taco Bell brought back the chicken flatbed. And my addiction to them is right back to 2010 when they first came out. HALP
February 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Taco Bell brought back the chicken flatbed. And my addiction to them is right back to 2010 when they first came out. HALP
NEW TRUCK 2024 KENWORTH. With an all digital dashboard which is already shutting off randomly. To be expected from the fine people at PACCAR
February 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
NEW TRUCK 2024 KENWORTH. With an all digital dashboard which is already shutting off randomly. To be expected from the fine people at PACCAR
My butter sediment smiled at me :3
February 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
My butter sediment smiled at me :3
2024. The year I finally work on myself 😤
January 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
2024. The year I finally work on myself 😤
How close I am to loosing my shit
January 20, 2024 at 2:55 AM
How close I am to loosing my shit
If you haven't listened to my top two songs do yourself a favor. Tape machine is an absolute vibe
December 7, 2023 at 1:31 AM
If you haven't listened to my top two songs do yourself a favor. Tape machine is an absolute vibe
Well this was an interesting experience
November 4, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Well this was an interesting experience
Love all the unhinged products I can get at the polish store :3
October 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Love all the unhinged products I can get at the polish store :3
Love you too Clemb
October 1, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Love you too Clemb
Another gem to add to the collection
October 1, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Another gem to add to the collection