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@calinerdygal.bsky.social
eDiscovery lady with 2 weird cats, ginger husband, and a boatload of stepkids. Neurodivergent, perimenopausal, tattooed, and obsessive book nerd. #Resist
Yes, Brees. I know you love steak. Yes, I know you want steak. No, it does not have the evil onion in it. No, you cannot have this steak. Yes, it's bullcrapz. Yes, we made enough for you to have your own.
Yes, we know you love us. We love you too, you curmudgeonly old bat. #caturday
Yes, we know you love us. We love you too, you curmudgeonly old bat. #caturday
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yes, Brees. I know you love steak. Yes, I know you want steak. No, it does not have the evil onion in it. No, you cannot have this steak. Yes, it's bullcrapz. Yes, we made enough for you to have your own.
Yes, we know you love us. We love you too, you curmudgeonly old bat. #caturday
Yes, we know you love us. We love you too, you curmudgeonly old bat. #caturday
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ordered this book that a former coworker wrote. He's one of the smartest, calmest, and kindest people I have encountered. I'm hoping this will give me some hope.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ordered this book that a former coworker wrote. He's one of the smartest, calmest, and kindest people I have encountered. I'm hoping this will give me some hope.
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
I've wondered about the skirts. You have convinced me to order one.
I was rocking my Snag tights yesterday as well. Love them!
I was rocking my Snag tights yesterday as well. Love them!
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've wondered about the skirts. You have convinced me to order one.
I was rocking my Snag tights yesterday as well. Love them!
I was rocking my Snag tights yesterday as well. Love them!
He puts himself in the carrier and shuts the door on his own. I think this is Beaker's personal panic room for when big Sissy's tortitude hits.
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He puts himself in the carrier and shuts the door on his own. I think this is Beaker's personal panic room for when big Sissy's tortitude hits.
Church sign by the Capitol in Sacramento. @georgetakei.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Church sign by the Capitol in Sacramento. @georgetakei.bsky.social
Seriously...lol at the beans on that slapper!
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Seriously...lol at the beans on that slapper!
On today's episode of Orange and Jobless, Beaker sleeps like he worked a 48 hour shift in the Salt Mines while mama drinks wine, reads horror smut, and ruminates on all the important tasks not being done.
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On today's episode of Orange and Jobless, Beaker sleeps like he worked a 48 hour shift in the Salt Mines while mama drinks wine, reads horror smut, and ruminates on all the important tasks not being done.
Happy Gotcha Day Brees!
This is my Brees, and her Gotcha Day anniversary was last week.
This is my Brees, and her Gotcha Day anniversary was last week.
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Happy Gotcha Day Brees!
This is my Brees, and her Gotcha Day anniversary was last week.
This is my Brees, and her Gotcha Day anniversary was last week.
Brees and I hope you get to feeling better soon, Missy.
PS - Brees hasn't been eating much either, but we think she's just being a cranky old lady. She also made us wait 2 hours at the vet for a urine sample.
PS - Brees hasn't been eating much either, but we think she's just being a cranky old lady. She also made us wait 2 hours at the vet for a urine sample.
September 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Brees and I hope you get to feeling better soon, Missy.
PS - Brees hasn't been eating much either, but we think she's just being a cranky old lady. She also made us wait 2 hours at the vet for a urine sample.
PS - Brees hasn't been eating much either, but we think she's just being a cranky old lady. She also made us wait 2 hours at the vet for a urine sample.
Went to her concert last week. It was so powerful hearing her speak about growing up as a daughter of immigrants in the 60s. I aspire to be as badass as her. Also, what an amazing ally.
September 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Went to her concert last week. It was so powerful hearing her speak about growing up as a daughter of immigrants in the 60s. I aspire to be as badass as her. Also, what an amazing ally.
On this very important #gingercatappreciationday, I'm forever grateful to the boy who I didn't want & threatened to take back. You're my snuggle buddy, my protector, my weirdo. You remind me to find joy in simple things & not think too hard. We love you Beaker-even Sissy who will never show it.
September 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
On this very important #gingercatappreciationday, I'm forever grateful to the boy who I didn't want & threatened to take back. You're my snuggle buddy, my protector, my weirdo. You remind me to find joy in simple things & not think too hard. We love you Beaker-even Sissy who will never show it.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
No words. Only Cyndi Lauper.
August 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
No words. Only Cyndi Lauper.
Halestorm and Volbeat for @davidhansen.bsky.social's 50th birthday. And the tiny human's first big concert. #heavymetallife
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Halestorm and Volbeat for @davidhansen.bsky.social's 50th birthday. And the tiny human's first big concert. #heavymetallife
She's technically a serial killer.
July 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
She's technically a serial killer.
Violent Feemes are so much fun! Brings back so many memories.
July 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Violent Feemes are so much fun! Brings back so many memories.
A Napa girl I am not, but we're here to see Violent Femmes, so gotta do some bougie shit on a school night with @davidhansen.bsky.social
July 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A Napa girl I am not, but we're here to see Violent Femmes, so gotta do some bougie shit on a school night with @davidhansen.bsky.social
Prime Day recommendations get me. #TenantismyDoctor
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Prime Day recommendations get me. #TenantismyDoctor
I told him he needs to start contributing to the household. He disagrees.
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I told him he needs to start contributing to the household. He disagrees.
If you see this, post a picture from your device with no explanation.
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device with no explanation.
I think her evil twin lives with me.
June 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think her evil twin lives with me.