I'm too autistic to understand if this is a joke or not. In case it isn't "pot" = money pot
Y'know like in poker
Not weed
Nobody calls weed pot anymore

Can I name my first born after you?

What a horrible day to have eyes

She later died in her sleep from cardiac arrest, again.

Flybina looks lovely

Would

She later died in her sleep from cardiac arrest

Gotta keep those birthrates up. How else are we going to maintain a stressed and ignorant workforce if we allow people to decide the time and place to have kids?

Why are people like this? Oh wait I forgot politicians aren't people.

Pronoun bad