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Tom, you're a natural troll and if you were 10-20 years younger and had discovered Something Awful or 4chan... well, the mind boggles.
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tom, you're a natural troll and if you were 10-20 years younger and had discovered Something Awful or 4chan... well, the mind boggles.
*USED to be the world's best.
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*USED to be the world's best.
I think this tells us that what you *really* want is a bowler hat. Get yerself down Jermyn Street.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think this tells us that what you *really* want is a bowler hat. Get yerself down Jermyn Street.
Obviously the one with the chrome skull.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Obviously the one with the chrome skull.
A tremendous deal. The best. No one else could have done it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A tremendous deal. The best. No one else could have done it.
Politics as a 1980s text adventure.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Politics as a 1980s text adventure.
If they're an over-50s male, I think that question answers itself.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If they're an over-50s male, I think that question answers itself.
I get the feeling that you would not also be able to then go on all the prime-time news programs and cry about "rogue" judges.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I get the feeling that you would not also be able to then go on all the prime-time news programs and cry about "rogue" judges.
Jet JAGAAAAAAAA~!
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Jet JAGAAAAAAAA~!
What's your concise review of Godzilla vs Megalon?
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's your concise review of Godzilla vs Megalon?
Too soon.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Too soon.
Don't they know it's ILLEGAL?
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don't they know it's ILLEGAL?
"brought Yeltsin in the nuclear football," is a heck of a mental image. Was he drunk and got in for a bet?
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"brought Yeltsin in the nuclear football," is a heck of a mental image. Was he drunk and got in for a bet?
They deliberately coloured that to look like the Firefox logo, didn't they? It's not just me?
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They deliberately coloured that to look like the Firefox logo, didn't they? It's not just me?
You're clearly not aware of arteries.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You're clearly not aware of arteries.
The goat on the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the goats on the opposite sides?
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The goat on the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the goats on the opposite sides?
This is a great example of what happens when you're a thoughtless loser who grabs their foot with both hands and crams it into their gob.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is a great example of what happens when you're a thoughtless loser who grabs their foot with both hands and crams it into their gob.
The expression is "jerry-built." Jury-rigged/ing is making something broken work on a makeshift basis.
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The expression is "jerry-built." Jury-rigged/ing is making something broken work on a makeshift basis.
Read this for free: you're an idiot.
October 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Read this for free: you're an idiot.
In the UK, a programme named "Broadcasting House had a feature called "The Donald Rumsfeld Soundbite of the Week" because of his propensity to say weird/stupid things. My personal favourite was, "what are you people doing in my office?"
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In the UK, a programme named "Broadcasting House had a feature called "The Donald Rumsfeld Soundbite of the Week" because of his propensity to say weird/stupid things. My personal favourite was, "what are you people doing in my office?"
Is your PhD in selective incredulity?
August 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Is your PhD in selective incredulity?
Oh, to have been in that hot tub...
August 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Oh, to have been in that hot tub...
"Hol' up, someone's on the other line... who dis?" "WAAASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?" "WAAAAAAAAAAASUUUPP?! Yo, pick up line two..."
August 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Hol' up, someone's on the other line... who dis?" "WAAASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?" "WAAAAAAAAAAASUUUPP?! Yo, pick up line two..."
You never know, they might like it.
August 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You never know, they might like it.